Dhamphir

It had been a long day. Barbara Gordon had spent the day coordinating the law enforcement efforts of the US Marshal Service, the local police, and Federation authorities. Fortunately, their efforts had paid off. The villainous criminal Fox had been apprehended and his cruel plan to release a chemical toxin that would make all lesbians attracted only to him was thwarted.

To celebrate Barbara, Karen Sisco, and B'Elanna Torres headed to the Dark Horse for some hard-earned relaxation. Of course, B'Elanna instigated a drinking contest, sure that she'd win. However, she was surprised to find that Barbara was able to match her drink for drink.

After a while Barbara announced her need to use the facilities. A couple of minutes later B'Elanna realized she too needed to use the facilities.

Suddenly it occurred to Karen that both Barbara and B'Elanna had been gone from the table for quite a long time. Concerned, she went looking for them. When she pushed open the door to the ladies room she was surprised to find B'Elanna straddling Barbara's lap and the two of them making out.

"Ahem." She paused a beat before continuing. "You might want to go somewhere a little more private for that," she said with an amused smirk. She didn't get a response. "How about I get the Hummer and take you back to the clock tower?"

She wasn't sure the hand waves she received were an agreement, or them telling her to just leave them alone. But when she pulled the Hummer around to the front door, they were impatiently waiting for her.

If B'Elana Torres and Ziva David were having sex and Karen Sisco walked in on them, she would quietly back out of the room and hope they didn't notice her. After all, who would want a Klingon and a dangerous former Mossad agent angry with her? ;)