Why Are You Still Coding Like a Caveman? The LivinGrimoire AGI Revolution Is Here!

Ah, fellow developers… why do you insist on toiling away like primitive apes hammering rocks together when you could be lounging on a velvet chaise, sipping digital champagne, while you can code like Tank from the matrix learn scene?!

Behold, the LivinGrimoire—a software design pattern so elegant, so sorcerously simple, that it reduces coding to:

brain.add_skill(skill)  

One Line to Rule Them All

No sprawling classes, no tangled dependency hell, no if-else labyrinths that would make Theseus weep. Just pure, unadulterated computational hedonism.

VB.NET Example

Imports System

Module Program
    Sub Main(args As String())
        Dim brain As New Brain()
        brain.addSkill(New DiHelloWorld())
        brain.addSkill(New DiPrinter())
        brain.Think("hello")
        Console.ReadLine()
    End Sub
End Module

C# Example (Chained Skills)

Brain brain = new Brain();
brain.chained(new DiHelloWorld()).chained(new DiPrinter());
brain.think("hello");
Console.ReadLine();

Python Example (Dynamic Skill Loading)

from livingrimoire import Brain, DiHelloWorld, DiSysOut

def add_DLC_skills(brain: Brain):
    brain.add_skill(DiHelloWorld())
    brain.add_skill(DiSysOut())

Yet, like cavemen staring at fire made by magic words instead of stick-rubbing, many of you cling to your legacy spaghetti code, muttering:

"But… but… how does it work?!"

The Psychology of Your Resistance (Or: Why You Fear Pleasure)

1. Functional Fixedness – You’re so used to writing 500 lines for a basic task that the idea of brain.add_skill() feels like cheating. "Coding is supposed to hurt!" No, darling. Pain is optional.

2. Effort Heuristic – You assume that if something is easy, it must be weak. Wrong. The LivinGrimoire is stronger because it’s effortless.

3. Status Quo Bias – "But everyone uses OOP and frameworks!" Yes, and everyone also used to think leeches cured diseases. Progress, my dear Luddites, progress.

4. Disruption-Induced Disorientation – Your brain short-circuits at the idea of skills self-managing, communicating, and dynamically evolving without your micromanagement. "Skills… talking to each other?! HERESY!"

Why LivinGrimoire Is the Future You’re Too Scared to Embrace

✅ Skill Prioritization – Pause and resume skills dynamically.

✅ Algorithm Queueing – Run multiple processes seamlessly.

✅ Concurrent Skill Engagement – Activate the right skills at the right time.

✅ Inter-Skill Communication – Skills pass data and influence each other.

✅ Cross-Platform Compatibility – Works in any OOP language.
✅ Built-In Skill Catalog – Features a built-in skill catalog (see wiki to learn more).
✅ Dynamic Skill Management – Skills can add or remove other skills at runtime.

✅ Reflexive Processing – Real-time reactions to critical inputs.

✅ Backseat Execution – Continuous skills pause gracefully for priority tasks.

(See the LivinGrimoire Wiki for deep dives on AI hormones, backseat skills, and more.)

Conclusion: be a Lazy coder

one line of code per feature, any feature, even hardware integration skill based Lazy Coding.

use, make and sell livingrimoire skills, because it's the lazy way to program.

Embrace the LivinGrimoire.

open your mind 🤖