[Maul, in contrast to his last post, looks far calmer. Granted, his resting expression still makes him seem like he wants murder whoever he's talking to, but that's just the way he looks. This video comes towards the end of the day when everyone will likely be getting ready to sleep and he's timed it deliberately that way.]

Several people have asked me to do this, so if you object, take it up with them. With all the horror in this town, it's wonder you haven't all been rendered into a bunch of gibbering buffoons. Although I think in quite a number of cases, it's far too late for that. [Just gonna blithely insult a good portion of the population as he usually does.] But nevermind that. I am here to help keep you all from quietly going insane and to help you sleep better as the old year turns into the new.

[No, he is not going to read the phone book, even if his soothing, low, whisper-soft voice would be perfect for such an activity.]

I am here to give you all a basic lesson in meditation. For those of you unaware, the Force that both Sith and Jedi use isn't magic, it's spiritual energy. [Not that he expects anyone to know the difference, only Vyng out of everyone he's talked to has really understood the distinct line between the two concepts.] So accessing it is found through meditation. Jedi do this by suppressing their emotions and detaching from them. [Obi-Wan would likely disagree with him but he's not the one doing the video, so Maul will say what he wants.] That is not what we shall be doing today. Sith believe in gathering up all your emotions and letting it rise up within you. The end goal for both is the same. To focus your emotions and center them. For those Force-sensitive, this gives us clearer access to the Force, but for everyone else it is still a good method to keep your mind from spilling like an overflowing sink.

Now we shall begin. This will only take ten minutes, so for those of you who would like to put in your usual wiseacre comments, wait until the end. You'll either feel better or be asleep by then. [He folds his gloved, clawed hands together in front of him, staring into the camera for a moment, but his gaze seems a little unfocused, like there's something just beyond the scope of what he's seeing in the physical world that he's focusing on.] Alright. Close your eyes and focus on your breathing. In and out, slowly, so that you can feel all the air enter your lungs and then expel outwards. Take any thoughts that are drifting into your mind and just let them go, moving through but never focused on. [This goes on for about two minutes and then he adds new instructions.] Now take every bit of what you are feeling: Happiness, anger, rage, sadness, anxiety. All of it. Let it rise up within you and feel all of it but do not let it overwhelm you. [There's another long pause as he waits for people to be able to grasp the concept.] Take all that and let it become your strength. Let it bring you focus and center yourself by letting your emotions flow through you.

[The video does indeed go on with repeated instructions like that until about ten minutes have passed, and for those that stuck with it, they likely will feel more centered. For the rest, well, at least you just got a good ASMR-style video to send you off to sleep, and really a good night's sleep is almost as useful as a balanced mind sometimes. Maul will remain up for sometime afterwards to answer any questions and hear from any smartasses in the crowd who want to make some snarky remarks.]