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glitchinthesystem) wrote in
deerfeed2020-07-07 09:08 pm
Video; Un; Glitch
cw: Pink blood, stab wounds, swears will update if there's more
[ He's fumbling with the fluid, because his hands shake so bad. The adrenaline has worn off and he's already feeling how much this hurts. He's breathing normally, but his face looks flushed and dripping with sweat. The image is partially smeared in neon pink, as a boy of sixteen leans is sitting on a couch as his backdrop.]
Hey, so....how's everyone?
[ He lets out a long sigh, already exhausted from trying to start this casually so he just jumps into it. He'll move the camera so it shows off a clearly pink stained bundle of shirts covering the wound he received.]
Look, I'm gonna cut to the fucking chase here. I got stabbed and I'm bleeding and YES; I know blood isn't PINK but apparently that's what it is now.
[a pause and then he continues;]
I think, I'm okay but I don't know how to fix it other than keep a bunch of shirts on it to keep it all in.
Don't want to answer fifty questions about how it happened but shit happened. Weird, freaky fucking monster man with about a million eyes all over his body was messing with a friend. I think I killed it and-
[another pause, this time a bit longer. He definitely doesn't want to throw the person who did injure him under the bus for this. Especially, since their as close to as a friend as he can get and that thing probably had something to do with it. so he starts-]
I got a nasty run in with a Betty. She decided to stab me, I killed it. End of story. Now, help, right now.
...Please.
[ He's fumbling with the fluid, because his hands shake so bad. The adrenaline has worn off and he's already feeling how much this hurts. He's breathing normally, but his face looks flushed and dripping with sweat. The image is partially smeared in neon pink, as a boy of sixteen leans is sitting on a couch as his backdrop.]
Hey, so....how's everyone?
[ He lets out a long sigh, already exhausted from trying to start this casually so he just jumps into it. He'll move the camera so it shows off a clearly pink stained bundle of shirts covering the wound he received.]
Look, I'm gonna cut to the fucking chase here. I got stabbed and I'm bleeding and YES; I know blood isn't PINK but apparently that's what it is now.
[a pause and then he continues;]
I think, I'm okay but I don't know how to fix it other than keep a bunch of shirts on it to keep it all in.
Don't want to answer fifty questions about how it happened but shit happened. Weird, freaky fucking monster man with about a million eyes all over his body was messing with a friend. I think I killed it and-
[another pause, this time a bit longer. He definitely doesn't want to throw the person who did injure him under the bus for this. Especially, since their as close to as a friend as he can get and that thing probably had something to do with it. so he starts-]
I got a nasty run in with a Betty. She decided to stab me, I killed it. End of story. Now, help, right now.
...Please.

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(Eddie's already in medical analysis mode and is staring the guy down, looking over every inch of him that he could see to figure out what was or wasn't happening.)
You probably need stitches. Or staples. (Eddie is completely unphased by the reason. He's seen worse and heard worse. Plus any professional medic or doctor worth their weight didn't need the full story. They only needed to know basically what happened.)
Did she stab you with a normal knife? Are you updated on your shots, do you know?
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You're...no. It's fine. I don't think you should. Not that I don't think you can-
[ because the last thing he want to do is wreck this kid's ego- ]
but I need this fixed quicker than letting it heal on it's own.
[ A better save maybe? But, at the very least he can answer the other questions;]
Yeah, it was just a normal knife.
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Made of grass, and it was a sword, and it wasn't a betty. As for the shots? ]Do you people shoot each other to stay healthy or something? [ That's a no. ]
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cw: so much blooood + moon madness
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video; un: inouetron3000
It really does matter who--if someone is hurt, she wants to help them. ]
I can help! If you don't mind a stranger helping.
[ If she's patched Ichigo up more times than she can count, she can definitely do this. ]
video; un: Glitch
I don't really have a choice now do I? Either get a stranger to fix this or I tape it shut and hope for the best.
[ And in this case he's not a big believer on hope. He's not going to question it, but the girl will receive a text with his address, privately.]
You can find me there or my corpse. Either or depending on how bad this is. [ This may be his attempt at a morbid sense of humour. ]
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Some day Orihime will live out her dream of busting down doors
she will wear a homemade FBI hat and sunglasses too
beautiful
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/yakety sax plays in the background cw; blooood
PETO-BISMOL flavored
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this is worse than scooby doo
does that mean a rich land developer is mucking with her powers?
yes and he's probably wearing a sheet to skillfully hide his identity
So, we both can agree Orihime is Daphne in this situation.
it's the hair, isn't it? who does that make Glitch?
maybe shaggy? he eats a lot
she does too...does that make her part Scooby?
yes yes it does
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video | un: s_james
[It should probably disturb Sasha more that her first instincts are yelling at her to find out what happened with the eye monster man before finding out what kind of help a bleeding teenager needs.
She frowns, shoving that instinct to the back of her mind. Someone comes to mind when she thinks of eyes but it couldn't be him.]
I- sorry. I'm not a doctor or healer but if you tell me where you are I could come and bring you to hospital.
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[ Because don't think he didn't catch that. Didn't he say he didn't want to answer a million questions and he needed help? Glitch looks more irritable now but, at least she corrects herself. It's not enough to get him to trust her though since her first response was well
That. ]
Someone's probably coming with healy stuff. So I'm good. [ But, fine you know what, he'll answer her first question. ]
The monster man, whatever the fuck it was. Million eyes, probably one of mother superior's new creations was messing with a friend. They looked to be in a lot of pain, maybe some kind of mind torture shit or was causing them to hurt or maybe they were brainwashing them. Either way, it's dead.
Probably.
video; un: atsushi
[Atsushi is struggling to process what he sees. Blood. It's pink for some reason, but it's definitely blood. He can practically smell it, even though they're separated by a screen. The questions Glitch specifically asked him not to ask are right there on his tongue, wanting to be screamed with panic.
Instead, Atsushi forces himself pass the questions. He doesn't need answers anyway. He just needs to see his friend recover.]
I'm coming to you! [Though, Atsushi has zero useful skills for this situation... Except maybe guarding the door and pacing around anxiously.]
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Still, seeing the guy worry like that is uncomfortable. He purses his lips and well, telling the guy not to come would only make things worse probably. ]
Fine. You know where I live, I'll be there. [ He'll just be here.
Holding the wound close. ]
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Video UN: CrescentRose
Where are you? I might not be the best person to help out but I can get you to someone who can.
Video: Un; glitch
Someone's on their way now. But...
[ He sighs. He can't take the risk if the girl who offered to help him might get here late or get lost or if the walls moved around to take longer to get to his place.
So Ruby gets a private text. ]
I'm here.
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Apparently my inbox didnt inform me of this tag, sorry Josh
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Keep pressure on it. You've probably got someone coming by now, but if not, I know someone who can help.
[Spoiler alert, his someone is inouetron3000 and their small world just shrunk a few sizes today.]
video ; un: glitch
Both of them got on each other's nerves and now they're being...kinda nice?
So, forgive him when he says; ]
I don't get you at all. [ But, that's all he'll say on that. He does press a bit harder on the wound at least to look like he is listening. Finally, he decides to reply to the initial remark; ]
There's a girl coming. Orange hair, kinda like yours. All I know is here username is Inoutron something.
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video: UN: trienemybest
You definitely need more than a bunch of shirts. It sounds like you've got medics coming your way which is a lot better than I could do for you. You're probably in good hands.
[Look, if it was a robot part, Varian would have you covered buddy- he's just not so good at the people parts. Then, helpfully:]
Try not to die.
video: UN: glitch
He parts his lips trying to think of something to say
Until Varian says that; ]
...Varian, I'm literally trying not to at this second. I don't need you telling me to. That's like stating the fucking obvious. [ At least he has the strength to swear! ]
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audio | un: flash
it's easy to discern help's coming his wayβand good, someone needs to get there fast...
he ensures to vibrate his voice since he's not in flash costume and can't do video because he's suffering from being smart. ]
If you need any help getting to a hospital, you call me.
[ that's not a question, kiddo. ]
audio | un: glitch
Glitch still isn't so sure he trusts the people at these hospitals though. With a town populated by people who hates sleepers he's not sure if a non-sleeper doctor wouldn't just poison him.
Regardless, he replies; ]
I'll be fine. Someone's coming.
But, I'll think about it. [ He's certainly taking it as a question though that needs to be answered. ]
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un: mkblackwoodesq; text; private
I hope you're okay. I think I know what actually happened.
I'm very sorry for what happened with the 'monster man.' He's not dead, thankfully, and I've talked to him about staying away from Fern. He didn't mean to hurt anyone.
un: glitch | video; private
It makes it feel more like a threat, even if the words don't say that. He can only gather so much of tone and context from reading.
Even if he had assurances that Fern would be left alone, reading it isn't enough.
So through gritted teeth and cutting glare he responds with; ]
Show. Your fucking. Face.
I'm not going to buy any of this shit unless you show me who the hell you are.
[ At least then he'd have some assurances he isn't being led on by the monster man because that's a possibility. ]
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I think this thread is coming to it's natural end so I'll wrap it up on my end
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Are you all right, do you still need help?
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Still, someone is coming but if they don't make it in time...
he sighs and sends her his address privately;]
Someone's on their way, but, if they don't get here I'd rather have someone make it in time. [ After all, he doesn't want his couch stained pink forever. ]
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Video; un: darkness
If you're conscious and this lucid still, it's not life-threatening. You'll be fine.
[Trust Maul to utterly dismiss the situation even if he can't physically see it.]
Video; un: glitch
But, the creeped out factor soon leaves when he gets that response. ]
Wow, no one asked for your fucking opinion, asshole. Besides, you can't even see how bad it is.
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this is a friendship for the ages
Truly it is a thing of beauty.
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video | un: rockhard
Far be it from Vyng to just watch somebody give their couch a pink dye job with their own blood, though. Instead, he asks: ]
Where are you right now?
video | un; glitch
So, Glitch has to appreciate that at least they're taking it seriously. Vyng will get a ping with Glitch's address. ]
Right there. If you get here fast than you might even get to see my new couch. It's pink.
[ Look, he's trying to be funny and strong for you Vyng. ]
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private, video; un: livingfree
So rather than get hung up on that, she gets straight to the point:]
Still alive? I'm assuming all the do-gooders around here were tripping over themselves to fix you up.
private, video; un: glitch
He'd been reading at that point until he see's a ping and the message. He picks up the fluid and well, he had not expected her of all things. Hadn't this been the girl he went along with to deal with the fairy nonsense? Regardless, he responds; ]
You have no idea. Either I have people threatening to break into my home and drag me to the hospital or some in literal tears at wanting to help me.
[ He may or may not be exaggerating. Not many people seemed like they were going to cry but they may as well looked like they were going to. ]
But, looks like I owe a whole bunch of people favors for later.
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