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survivalthroughhate) wrote in
deerfeed2020-05-05 03:10 am
Video; un: darkness
cw: gory injury caused by animal
[When Maul turns on the video, he’s petting a giant alien beast with his free right hand. The creature looks absolutely terrifying, somewhat like a cross between a wolf and panther. The red eyes and sharp teeth make it clear this is a fearsome predator, even if she appears calm at the moment. In short, it’s exactly the type of creature Maul would have for a pet.]
I thought I should give a warning that I have recently acquired a half-grown vornskr as a pet. Her name is Malice and she is extremely vicious and territorial, so take care if you are approaching my home. I will take no responsibility for loss of limb or if your throat gets torn out. I will leave a basket full of bones outside the front gate, for she is mainly appeased through food. But take extreme caution, for she--
[All of a sudden, Malice’s eyes snap open wide from their previous half-lidded expression. With a loud snarl, she turns on Maul, and the video turns jerky and blurry as she attacks him. There’s some sounds of struggle, including a few roars like those of a big cat that could honestly be coming from either one of them. Eventually, the video settles, and Maul comes back into view. He now has a horrific injury on his right arm, a puncture wound just below his wrist that went all the way through and is bleeding all over the place. He holds it with his left hand, though seems oddly unaffected over the fact there’s crimson blood now being splattered all over the place. He continues on as if nothing has happened.]
--As I was saying, take extreme caution. She is very unpredictable.
[When Maul turns on the video, he’s petting a giant alien beast with his free right hand. The creature looks absolutely terrifying, somewhat like a cross between a wolf and panther. The red eyes and sharp teeth make it clear this is a fearsome predator, even if she appears calm at the moment. In short, it’s exactly the type of creature Maul would have for a pet.]
I thought I should give a warning that I have recently acquired a half-grown vornskr as a pet. Her name is Malice and she is extremely vicious and territorial, so take care if you are approaching my home. I will take no responsibility for loss of limb or if your throat gets torn out. I will leave a basket full of bones outside the front gate, for she is mainly appeased through food. But take extreme caution, for she--
[All of a sudden, Malice’s eyes snap open wide from their previous half-lidded expression. With a loud snarl, she turns on Maul, and the video turns jerky and blurry as she attacks him. There’s some sounds of struggle, including a few roars like those of a big cat that could honestly be coming from either one of them. Eventually, the video settles, and Maul comes back into view. He now has a horrific injury on his right arm, a puncture wound just below his wrist that went all the way through and is bleeding all over the place. He holds it with his left hand, though seems oddly unaffected over the fact there’s crimson blood now being splattered all over the place. He continues on as if nothing has happened.]
--As I was saying, take extreme caution. She is very unpredictable.

video; un: haystack
[WHAT the FUCK did he just see?]
Jeeze! Are you okay? I'm ... not ever coming to your place again. I think she'd eat me whole like a pig. What is she and are you alright? [That had to be repeated]
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[Though he can't deny Ben has a point. She'd probably try to eat him unless Maul made sure she was well away first.]
She is what is called a vornskr. They are extremely efficient guard dogs. They hunt their favorite food by sensing the Force, which is unfortunately making her confuse me with food upon occasion since I am Force-sensitive.
[He pauses, glancing down. Hoo boy, that is a lot of blood. But he still looks stoic as ever when he answers.]
I'm fine.
[As Ben has probably realized, Maul says he's fine almost always when he is most definitely not. Bleeding out from a painful arm injury definitely falls into that category.]
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[He looked startled still, leaning in to get a better look if he can.]
She thinks you're food? That's... maybe not a good thing, you think?
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Text; un: Reaper
I see her name is also literal. I approve.
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I'm glad you think so. Care to meet her in person?
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video | un: xiaoxingchen
['playful'.]
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I felt one not fully grown would be easier to train. Less bad habits to deal with.
[..... If this is how a pup is, one can only wonder what an adult is like.]
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Audio - UN: Runeseeker
[Oh who was she kidding? Susan was docile most of the time, but that chicken could hurl fireballs when annoyed. It was better not to judge fellow residents. Her home was a veritable zoo of dangerous creatures.]
Do you require some form of medical attention?
[They'd get to the vornskr in a sec.]
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I'm fine.
[Fine, he says, as he bleeds out all over the floor.]
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voice; un:credence
[ Maul what the hell? Credence likes all sorts of creatures but this is really a bit much. ]
Are you all right? Do you need medical attention or something?
[ Not that Credence is stupid enough to go to Maul's residence now, forget that. ]
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[If this is how she is now, just imagine how she was when he first got her.]
I'll be alright. Some bandages and antiseptic should do it.
[That will most definitely not do it, judging by the severity of the bite wound.]
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[WUT]
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[Gee, Maul, anyone who is sane? Then again, Maul and sanity have never gone together all that well.]
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video: un: sevenswans
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[It is not, in fact, a little scratch. That's an awful lot of blood splattering all over the place, even with the pressure he's putting on it.]
And after all, losing a limb isn't the worst thing in the world.
[He should know.]
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video / un: vasiliy.yegorovich
Where are you? Grab clean towel and hold it on the wound hard until I get there. You need medical attention!
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Will it help calm you if I assure you I've survived far worse injuries than this?
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audio: un eleven
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[He says this in a very matter-of-fact tone as if everyone owns pets that could kill them the minute they let their guard down.]
I'll be alright. No need to worry.
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video: UN: trienemybest
Yeah, you know what, maybe you should seek medical help? For you know, the chunk of arm your demon space dog just ripped out?
[Maul what are you doing to his stress levels, please.]
I'd ask why you want a blatantly unstable demon space dog, but this is you and I already know the answer. Just- please don't get... [don't say mauled, don't say mauled] try to not get chewed on any more?
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[Sorry, disaster nephew. He likely won't stop until Varian has a flat-out heart attack or brain aneurysm.]
This won't happen again. I don't make the same mistake twice.
[That is a lie. He tends to make the same set of mistakes over and over again. But he does learn from experience. Slowly but it happens.]
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Video; un: Feedthebunny
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[Look, he's fine with being turned into a chewtoy, so she has nothing to worry about. Really.]
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video; un: starked
But he can at least recognize Maul's vornskr as something clearly alien and foreign, but as wild and untamed as it appears, there's a weird kind of grace to it. ]
That's a pet? I mean, hey, to each their own, but most people want pets that won't rip them apart.
[ Because, yeah, he can see that blood splattered everywhere. He's not knocking Maul's choice by any means, but- that sure looks a little unsafe. ]
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[Mentally or physically. That's fairly obvious given Maul seems to already have a few screws loose considering he bought the damn thing to begin with.]
I enjoy a challenge.
[Despite the wound being painful, Maul doesn't seem like he's at all very affected by it. Getting zapped with Force Lightning frequently during his childhood had made him inoculated to most extreme forms of pain.]
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