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Howdy, Deerington. Been a while since I went public on the network like this, but I promise I'm not here to take up too much of your time.

[ That smirk he has on? It's never a good sign. ]

I just wanted to take a moment to wish our very own Miss Elizabeth Caldonia Ashe a very happy 55th birthday. I know, right? The big five-five. Real impressive, ain't it?

A few suggestions for gifts: a set of fifty-five bullets. A bouquet of fifty-five roses. A cake with fifty-five candles. There're lots of options, but just don't forget the important part: there's gotta be fifty-five.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna find a nice quiet place to hunker down in, but don't forget to give this little lady a happy birthday shout-out before the day is up.

Oh, and Ashe? Love ya sugar.

[ A wink, and he's out. Revenge complete. ]

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...Holy shit, I'm about to witness a murder. Bye, I guess?

Can't murder me if she can't find me. I've got enough supplies here to last me a solid month. Past that though... could get dicey.

Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure her grudge can last longer than a month. You might want to find yourself a supply runner.

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Oh wow.

Chloe was way off when she sent that text earlier. I'm going to have to update my message.

Thanks for clearing things up, Mysterious Stranger!

Always glad to be of assistance.

She's really lucky to have you around to set the record straight.

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[ She's already laughing. ]

Nice knowin' ya, Pops.

Got no faith in me at all, do you?

Not a bit with how long she can hold a grudge. You'll probably get taken out when you least it expect it.

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[He looks confused for a moment, then smiles]

Her name is Elizabeth Caldonia? That's kind of pretty. She looks much, much younger than 35 let alone 55.

Sure is a pretty name. I used to tease her about it when we were kids, but I always thought so too.

And I know, right? She just has one of those faces.

How come she goes by her last name then?

And I think you're lying. It's not nice to lie about a ladies age. They get touchy about that kind of thing.

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Wow.

Brother, you have balls.

But not for long.

You really got so little faith in me Genji

Really

I have faith in your choice of suicide.

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Must you two always flirt so publicly.

[ She's callin it like she sees it okay. ]

Afraid I don't know what you mean. This ain't flirting, it's just a courtesy.

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[ Okay, so she may have forgotten over the last year that she basically introduced herself to the network by lashing out at McCree.

But haven't they grown past this? ]

[ Then again, he did say he would get her back for it.

But really? Fifty-five!? She's not THAT much older. ]

[ And as she's sitting there with the video on, trying to figure out just how to respond, her face is going through many phases of emotions.

Even adoration, because it's just one more way in which they haven't changed that much. They are still young at heart and trying to one up the other. And there is a lot more love in his words than there was in hers a year ago. And he's at least suggesting roses and bullets and other things she enjoys.

It makes her happy in some ways. ]

[ But where is the fun in expressing that? Nope. Fire with fire McCree, she's gonna make you squirm a little bit now. But don't worry, the fondness isn't completely gone.

But touche McCree. Touche. ]

Well. I guess it's an improvement over the way you handled my 39th birthday.

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You are either very bold, or very foolish. Quite possibly both. She certainly does look the blossom of youth, does she not? What is her secret, I wonder?

[Said the three hundred year old.]

The general consensus seems to be both, but I like to think it's more the former myself.

But she does wear her age well. A lot better than me and my wrinkles anyhow, though we could both learn a thing or two from you.

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[he smiles at the sound of this. xiao xingchen doesn't know any better, but that's kind of the story of her life.]

What a wonderful day. But I'm sure she must miss her grandchildren terribly.

[ That takes Jesse so much by surprise that he almost chokes on his laugh to start. ]

Closest thing she has to kids back home are the gang members she has to keep in line, but that is good.

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