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text | un: klapbak | flowers
for ppl going to the dance and i'm assuming everyone is because we're probably not gonna have a choice:
im bringing a first aid kit so if anyone needs me i'll be around and probably the only asshole dressed in a sailor suit. also look at my staggr i guess if you want to know who to look for. i can keep you from dying if you get shanked
and more importantly i can keep you from getting an infection after being shanked
am i saying that getting shanked at parties** here is a common thing?
yes
yes i am
on a positive note tho:
for anyone who wants flowers for said dance i can make some pretty bitching bootineers & corsages. just let me know what color your stuff is & i can make something up
not for free obviously πππ
im not a floozy
but i can get your shit done & do deliveries before
p.s. we have never had a dance/party thing here before that demands we bring a date so this is fucking bullshit & i trust none of it
like
why make us bring a date
some people cant GET dates
this is biased and rigged
cw: eddie's usual content warnings applicable. particular mentions of homophobia + drug abuse throughout
OOC note about flower arrangements: please feel free to pick out your own pics / actual arrangements eddie winds up making for your characters! he's got some serious skill so you can comfortably assume he can make pretty intricate/involved pieces or very simple ones. the kid's dedicated to the craft & will definitely bring them in time to your characters.
im bringing a first aid kit so if anyone needs me i'll be around and probably the only asshole dressed in a sailor suit. also look at my staggr i guess if you want to know who to look for. i can keep you from dying if you get shanked
and more importantly i can keep you from getting an infection after being shanked
am i saying that getting shanked at parties** here is a common thing?
yes
yes i am
** parties at the grady hotel.
to be fair
there was only the one time
but the one time was miserable
on a positive note tho:
for anyone who wants flowers for said dance i can make some pretty bitching bootineers & corsages. just let me know what color your stuff is & i can make something up
not for free obviously πππ
im not a floozy
but i can get your shit done & do deliveries before
DOUBLE EDIT: because my friend reminded me i also do flower crowns which arent traditional but sure as fuck pretty so i highly recommend
for prices bootys&crosgies cost 5 bucks at a base and go up depending on flowers
flower crowns cost 10 bucks at base and go up depending on flowers
p.s. we have never had a dance/party thing here before that demands we bring a date so this is fucking bullshit & i trust none of it
like
why make us bring a date
some people cant GET dates
this is biased and rigged
cw: eddie's usual content warnings applicable. particular mentions of homophobia + drug abuse throughout
OOC note about flower arrangements: please feel free to pick out your own pics / actual arrangements eddie winds up making for your characters! he's got some serious skill so you can comfortably assume he can make pretty intricate/involved pieces or very simple ones. the kid's dedicated to the craft & will definitely bring them in time to your characters.
un: southside
hows the arm?
are you seriously a florist
[ he doesn't say 'too gay to function' because mickey doesn't quote mean girls, but it's definitely in the back of his mind right now ]
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thanks again by the way
yes. and a medic. im multifaceted ok
(Mickey doesn't say it but Eddie can practically feel it.)
in my defense if we didnt have flowers and vegetation in the world we'd suffocate and die
(How to make being a florist sound metal 101.)
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un: hargrove
i can't even bully you anymore
you're bullying yourself
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i would just like to mention that my options are severely limited here
this isn't my fault
like i said the systems fucking rigged
what failed judy blume tragedy are you taking to prom
(Eddie's so proud of himself for that reference. He did his poorly contrived homework.)
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sorry about eddie being a literal brick
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cw: homophobic language but like apologetically
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text; un: Northstar
Also I need flowers, merci.
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(He's literally so dramatic.)
Really!! (Listen he really like Jean-Paul and the idea of making this guy anything for a dance? He's thrilled.)
what's your outfit look like? did you have anything specific in mind or?
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text; un: the breeze
[ Breeze vs her terrible reading comprehension: point 1 goes to terrible reading comprehension! ]
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I KNOW RIGHT?? thats what i fucking said! it's on the inside of the box with the costume
i almost missed it too
and normally id be like ok sure whatever
but you know this god damn place
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text; un: gwenniefromtheblock
wait, they let twelve year olds on social media now?
[ Gwen, it says he's fourteen right there... ]
don't you have like a billion friends?
just go as a mob, like a friend date posse.
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or does that depend on the baby face thing
(It's okay he's here to point it out. In his own special way. Kind of.)
i have like 8 friends and then i know a lot of ppl from town but knowing people doesnt make you their friend technically speaking
although the idea of going as a general mob is a pretty sweet idea i'll give you that
i wasnt sure how strict it was
this place has weird stipulations sometimes?
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2/3 I lied
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youre completely right
sellin the shanks
knowing people gonna get shanked
then there i am
dr k ready to patch up
its times like these i wish i wasnt such a pacifist.
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text; un: trashmouth
[ did it take him nearly 20 minutes to get the balls just to type this, yeah maybe, and what of it?? ]
neway what's a guy to do if he's a little strapped for cash, is there a barter system in place?
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text ( un: Bev)
It made more sense when he said it.
And now I'm starting to doubt thats gonna work.
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i dont know that doesnt sound like the WORST idea in the world
yeah it probably will not work i wont lie to you
i mean i see the logic. but this town is fuckin weird sometimes so i wouldnt cross your ties yet. is that the saying? i dont know
point is i'd have a back up plan
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text: un: shiro
[Because he's a little alarmed he doesn't really remember this very well.]
Had any takers on the flowers yet?
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and it didnt get stabby but it got "i wish i had a shank"y
one. maybe two. are you interested in the biz?
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Text; UN: blackmoths
[She realises that they all could, in fact, be made to go. She just doesn't want to go. People will be there. Ew.]
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and IDEALLY you'd be right too
it's 100% ridiculous but it's also deerington which means getting mind whammied into stuff you'd rather not do isn't a far off bet.
(You get used to it after a while, if he's being honest. Whining about it extensively usually helped. Really, Eddie doesn't blame her. Dances were insufferable on another level. People even more so.)
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text | un: sharpshooter
[Hi Eddie, teasing is a sign he thinks of you as a friend, promise.]
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listen we cant all be the fucking crypt keeper here buddy
i think if i said i had an imaginary friend i'd be marked as officially senile by at least 3 people
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text; un: hanscom
[oh no]
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i mean it doesn't say anything about HAVING to go but i've got a feeling because ive already put my outfit on like 10 times and even IM not that fussy about clothes
im just getting antsy about it and it feels like one of those mind whammy things deerington does
i dont know how strict the date thing is. but it's probably strict. especially since they've never mentioned that sort of thing before.
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un: drcrain
un: klapbak
as a base though like five bucks? then i kind of go up depending on materials + complexity
(50s pricing, man. Couldn't beat it.)
whatre you lookin for?
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text | un; leg2standon
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last time we went up to a party at the grady hotel with elaborate picked out costumes ahead of time it wound up like
super weird and kind of violent and shitty
although it seemed safe up until then?
i guess at this point i kind of go into any formal event being held around town with a bit of anticipation. it's not always the event either sometimes it's shit going on AROUND the event, you know?
better safe than sorry
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UN: MATHEMATICSHOLT
I'll take you up on those flowers. My suit's gray and green, her dress is pink and purple.
UN: klapbak
oh thats
actually kind of cool though
the sword i mean
Oh sweet. are you more of an aesthetics kind of guy or do you appreciate flowers with meaning?
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private it is
loud wailing i thought i replied to THIS Dkfgjhdhf sorry
thatβs okay <3 ββtis the season right?
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do you want a floral arrangement &/or advice on dating because i can aptly provide one of those
i'll even do it for free but only because you're my roommate
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Text: UN - Foudre
Wait
Wait
You're going to be in a sailor suit?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[because that was the only part of this that was important.]
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i mean it sure looks like one so im assuming yes something like that
whys that so funny
do i even want to know
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text; un: calamity
Anyone ever told you that you are the comic relief?
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ive been known to get off a few good ones if i do say so myself :P
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Text: un: be-lou-ga
did you lose a bet with sodder or something?
your flower crowns ARE pretty bitching tho
can attest
five stars on YELP
a couple of us are gonna try and crash it as a group
because fuck this enforced date bullshit
some of us don't want dates
and i don't trust this place not to force romantic shenanigans on us
because we came paired up
fuck that noise so hard
i'm spoken for thanks
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see what i mean?? sailor-y
thank u thank u i can make you one if you like for the Partee
what in the dicks is yelp??
i'll take the five stars either way
oh shit really??? this is why you're my personal favorite
stick it to the fuckin man
or i guess in this case to the girl or whatever
deer??
ugh oh fuck i dont know why i didnt even think of that. i really hope it doesnt for literally all of our sakes
but especially yours that would really suck :/
if i was dating someone i'd rather die than be forced to cheat or anything
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un: boydetective15
un: klapbak
wary
the shanking is probably not mandatory but should be anticipated. grady hotel threw a pretty ugly party last year. well. it was pretty until it wasnt anyway.
not that im aware of. we usually keep our shanking to the streets
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text UN: Ranger
Mind if I ask what happened at the Grady last time?
Except shanking.
text UN: klapbak : cw: messing with corpses? idk. gross dead body stuff
oh sure. you'll have to go easy on me cause my memories aren't too great of it it was a while ago but we basically all got outfits like we did this time only everyone had a mask. we mostly all went i think and there was some pretty weird shit during the party when it was still okay?
but mostly it was, you know, OKAY.
but then there was this big count down that they called the "unmasking" and you were supposed to take your mask off when it happened
anyway when we all took our masks off deerington like completely changed. it was freezing cold and everything was rotten and looked like it had fallen apart. there were these massive spiders and dead bodies being used as puppets and like?? these
weird people on stilts. i dont
i hate thinking about them they were
really creepy.
i also am pretty sure that there were these statues outside that kept dragging people under ground. i didnt see that for myself but i remember hearing people talk about it
[ben wyatt voice] good lord
i just laughed so hard. also congrats this is the comment dw kept eating yesterday u finally get it
oh shit booiiiyeeeee i won the prize
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text. un: willthewise
[tfw you have nothing to contribute to a conversation but you want to be included anyways so you roast ur buddy.]
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video; un: thom
I feel like this month has been planned entirely to confuse and embarrass me, honestly.
[ you can 100% assume this is about the date thing, because honestly what does a ghost need to worry about getting shanked for? ]
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I feel like you're not alone on that, buddy. Forced prom dates is truly the stuff of nightmares.
(Not that this was prom but it might as well of been. And yeah, Eddie figures it's the date thing. He too had freaked a little about that. And then some.)
What's confused you?
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