Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful
cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️
Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…
They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing
i wonder if it’s time for a cultural reappraisal of rob liefeld’s art. maybe we were all just too quick to judge a guy for daring to have a unique stylized take that focused on exaggeration and action. *actually looks at some of his art again* jesus CHRIST never mind
#this is me once every like six months. he really was that bad.
I made a uQuiz account just so i could make this quiz. please, come on a journey with me
reviews are in for my quiz: everybody loves it sooo much :)
I got 16% and I'm having a terrible time.
For the record, 30 questions with 10 possible answers each comes out to you mostly likely getting 10% if you guessed entirely randomly.
fuck you


















