from a myspace bulletin

Subject: BUY OUR BODIES. (and smiles)
Body: yO eVeRyBoDy (slang typing),

First of all, HOW ARE YOU?
I hope you are well.

NOW THAT WE'RE PAST FORMALITIES -

We've got a new online store - and it's WAY easier to use. You can buy our merch straight from your computer, and it'll be sent straight to your door. You'll probably notice that our shirts will the most comfortable shirts ever, and you won't want to take them off (mostly because they're made by AMERICAN APPARREL) So hurry, get over to the online store, and show us some Merchandise Love Makin'!
Here's the link:
http://store.decapulet.com - De Capulet's Online Store.

We love you very much, and we can't wait to see everyone on tour.

<3dc

P.S. These things are totally sweat shop-free, so if you care about starving orphans in third-world countries, this is totally your bag of tricks.