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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Sentient Earth story

Does anyone remember/know that one short story/drabble where planets are sentient, and where Mars and Venus used to have life but it was stolen from them by hyper intelligent alien species that harvested their lifeforms and made those planets inhabitable in the process?

Where Venus was the first planet to develop life and the first one to have it taken away? So then Mars kept its life underground to hide it, only for the alien species to dig Mars up, and Mars was so traumatised that it buried up within itself ever since?

And Earth after watching this decided to respond by putting her life through hostile environments (ie: hurrricanes, volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, etc.) so that they could become strong enough to have a fighting chance against the aliens when they come back?

That story gave me so many feels and I can’t find it now.

Pinned Post tiger mom earth humans are space orcs humans are space oddities earth is a deathworld
capsyst
thefloatingstone

Shout out to that one Disney short they made in 1995 to play in front of A Goofy Movie by the French Disney team which directly parodied The Exorcist because early 90s Disney just did whatever the fuck they wanted

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localcryptid95

hey. hey what

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HEY. WHAT.

thefloatingstone

It's called "Runaway Brain" :3 Disney has a love/hate relationship with it because it's extremely beloved and held in high regard but also it does NOT fit their modern image so they can't promote or release it to any wide capacity because it would 100% terrify children.

thefloatingstone

Oh some of you didn't know about this, huh?

Anyway

capsyst

This really is a lost gem. The jokes come at you in rapid fire pace, Mickey actually has flaws which makes him more relatable, the animation by the French team is amazing, and the number of Easter eggs crammed into this short is crazy.

Like to give you an idea of how fast some of these jokes go by, when the monster is screaming at Mickey’s face you can see Zazu from The Lion King coming out of the monster’s mouth in a single frame. Also, the mad scientist who does the brain transfer is named Dr. Frankenollie (Frank and Ollie were two of Disney’s original 9 old men) and is voiced by Kelsey Grammer.

This short was buried because the executives were terrified that it was “too edgy” for their brand, despite them requesting it be edgy in the first place! And that’s kinda laughable to look back on now because the 2013 Paul Rudish Mickey Mouse revival has done far crazier things with Mickey and the gang than this little horror short ever did!

gigglepuffpixie

Anonymous asked:

why is your cat green?

gothicprep answered:

She’s built different 😌

gothicprep

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

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like where is the green

gothicprep

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Oh Christ

sapropel

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This is the color your cat is

lazygravez

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colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

cheeseanonioncrisps

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

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karakats

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every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

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the-august-one
seatedbythescimitar

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As tiring as all this shit is, I can't in good faith continue to use spotify.

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For anyone else jumping ship, I used to exportify.app to save my favorite playlists.

ralfmaximus

Your phone has gigabytes of space on it. Plenty of room to store a few thousand mp3 files. And excellent players are free.

For Android, I prefer Pulsar.

nyokoko

For those wanting to move their playlists to another service, SongShift is a great app for that.

And in case anyone needed another reason: Spotify uses AI almost exclusively now which is why your Wrapped sucked in 2024, and your playlist suggestions have weird nonsensical names.

I'd also recommend checking out Bandcamp. Your favorite artists tend to release albums on there and the digital versions [the mp3s] are usually cheap and affordable. And the money goes directly to the artist.

the-haiku-bot
winampskinmuseum

can we make the inability to communicate or understand language coherently as horror a thing. but not in an eldritch "no words to describe what you just saw" way

winampskinmuseum

  • once familiar interfaces or signs or logos suddenly becoming a jarbled mess. you know what it's supposed to be, but you don't know what it is now.
  • trying to tell people what's coming, and how to prepare themselves, and what it did to you, but it all comes out as nonsense words. you try to clarify yourself, but you only confuse them more.

do you get what i mean!!!! i want to see this in actual media!!!!!!!!

the-haiku-bot

do you get what i

mean!!!! i want to see this in

actual media!!!!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

pineapplecrispy
troublepunk-ldn

actually i am gonna give you guys a genuine answer to that. not the anon because they obviously don't actually care, but the rest of the new followers i seem to have picked up off that youth lib post.

why do i give a shit about social media restrictions? well, i went to the library three months ago with my two teenage brothers to sign them up for new library cards (they just moved) and i was told that under 18s can't have a library card, even a restricted kids-books-only card, without a parent there in person to give consent.

that's fucked for abused kids for sure but that's also fucked for kids whose single mum works two jobs and can't get to the library while its open. and there is NO good reason for it except to appease parents who want to control what their kids can read.

people coming onto my posts telling me 'kids should just do X' have not actually looked into the possibility of doing what they are suggesting. kids now cannot do what you did when you were a teenager even a decade ago. abused kids, disabled kids or kids from low income families ESPECIALLY cannot do those things. they are running out of places to go.

interviews and studies with teenagers repeatedly prove that they WANT to hang out with their friends in real life, and it is getting harder and harder to do it. the internet is one of the only places they can all spend time together, unsupervised, without spending money or getting hassled or moved on by adults.

social media bans won't fix that. they won't even keep kids off social media. they're just going to make life harder for everyone, increase the amount of tracking and monitoring EVERYONE is subject to, and force kids to lie about what they're doing to any adults that actually DO give a shit about them.

gigglepuffpixie
fairycosmos

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

durnesque-esque

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

gigglepuffpixie
libraford

Knowing how stuff works at the municipal level is a fucking curse because you can do your best to relay information to the community and they still assume the worst of you.

To the average person, it looks like we're just tearing up all the parks for development. But there were meetings and posts and announcements, and there was community input and awareness programs and we did our absolute best to keep everyone in the loop but some people still fell through the cracks.

So they think we're destroying all the parks.

"Why did parks and rec get rid of the fence at this park??? All parks should have fences!"

The fence was damaged and we thought it might be more convenient to open up the area so that people using the shelter didnt have to walk all the way around to get into the playground. The fence was damaged because people would climb it as a shortcut. (I personally disagree that all parks should have fences.)

"Why did they tear down the playground at Miller Park? It was perfectly fine- they wouldn't have to tear it all down if they bothered to maintenance it like they're supposed to."

Playgrounds are suggested to be replaced every ten years to keep up with accessibility updates. Likewise, it was decided that while we're updating the playground it would be a good opportunity to address the safety concerns brought to our attention in the past decade.

"THEYVE COMPLETELY TORN APART WILLOW RIDGE PARK! How dare they take away our precious few greenspaces and line their pockets with kickbacks from high density housing???"

-deep breath-

If you had bothered to go to any of the four public meetings, read the announcements, or looked at the giant sign in front of the park, you would notice that we are remodeling the park to include a wetland restoration area to address the flooding issues, which was voted on by the neighborhood it is adjacent to.

Yall are gonna feel real silly when these projects turn out to be massive improvements.

libraford

"Why doesnt our town have a community garden?"

Well the answer is very simple: we do.

autumnapologist

Literally me everyone time someone says to me "i really wish i lived somewhere that has (community garden/arts center/public rec center/any nice community thing)" you do!!! Its right here!!! You just dont bother googling to look for it!!!

libraford

Part of this is the problem i run into every time as an event organizer, and that's-

How the FUCK do you reach the most people with your information?

Our little queer nonprofit does its best with a monthly newsletter, facebook, Instagram, meetup, physical posters, and our good old fashioned schmoozing. All that for about.... 500 people to show at pride, out of a city of 34k.

City management has 31k followers on facebook, a monthly magazine with a calendar of events that citizens get for free, open monthly meetings, an email list, and all the resources available to them and we STILL have people asking why we dont have amenities we already have.

I feel the city manager's pain.

thethirdromana

There's someone in my city who flyposts every empty building with posters saying "wouldn't this make a great community space?" which in and of itself is harmless if annoying BUT becomes enraging when opposite a building that is an actually existing, underfunded community space.

finnglas

Some people don't want solutions, they just want the attention of being seen having Publicly Correct Opinions. Annoying AF.

gigglepuffpixie

there's some folks getting their land sold out from under them in my area and the local "woke-leftists" (it's some branch of the dsa i think) are actually hurting their chances of any legal options working because they are being loud and focusing on the emotional aspects of the issue while the smug lawyer and smarmy owner dgaf because the law is on their side.

Publicly Correct Opinions are gonna cost these folks their homes because people don't know (or are ignoring) the way things work.

like, they aren't wrong but just being right isn't enough. we gotta play the game or we lose by default and it fucking sucks

coonazz74
ahotknife

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

clearestbluest

tags: #and sometimes you meet your childhood again #in a kid on the bus talking about lord of the rings #or in a sweet little cat who looks so much like yours did and meows in the same way #in a copy of a book at a secondhand store you had as a kid and lost #childhood ends but it's not always gone #it waves at you from across the street and you wave back #with a sadder but kinder eye and a smile #childhood has moved on to someone else but it remembers you stillALT

<3

shining-bewear

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jeanbean16

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

silverwolf1249

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danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.