Washington DC Snark

What happened to the post from the shady girl who may or may not have had a driver's license? It got taken down before I could view any snarky comments.

A loser who doesn't understand how to use a simple "restaurant locator" link on a website.

Has anyone recommended Generous George's Positive Pizza and Pasta yet? Not cheesy at all. Not remotely

Also. I am in need of [affubaduba-huh?] a titanium class ring fixed.

To be honest, I'm not snarking the post itself, but rather WMATA's "bag search".

What would you suggest carrying a bag of to help mess with WMATA's head?

My suggestion was a bag full of dildos or vibrating, uh, vibrators.  Chocolate frosting and air fresheners for added bonus.

Teh jenni returneth!

Is anyone else thinking about a sentient sewer system?

[ETA] this isn't really a snark, more of a goof

The microchip in my head proves it.

Is this, like, a viral marketing campaign for the X-Files movie or something?

Dear washingtondc,

What should I do with my life?

maybe the same magical ponies that do restaurant referrals know of a moving company?

I mean...under $50? really?

Hell I gave more than that to a personal friend for helping me move into a one story place. A total stranger doing this as a source of income? Yeah...they'll do it for like...free.

Movers are sweet like that.

A photoshoot does not immediately equal Porn
or maybe it does...what would I know?

Pea. Ess. I can recommend plenty of interesting landmarks. However, it helps to know where you might be going.

[amended] okay, OP did say within a few days travel, but whether that's Norfolk or DC is questionable.