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yet another phlesbian

@david-tennants-left-ear

My name is Remy/Remi (I don't mind how you spell it), xe/she/they, gay as fuck, PFP by me because I'm proud of it, Breekon and Hope's number 1 fan
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Intro post because why not

I'm Roman, my pronouns are xe/she/they

I made a pronouns page!

My main fandoms are Taylor Swift, Sanders Sides, good omens, Dan and Phil, and hermitcraft/traffic life/ESMP, but if you see me lurking around other fandoms, I do that too, these are just the main ones

DNIs

Proshippers

-Phobes and -ists (Ie. Transphobes, racists etc.)

Pedophiles

General creeps

Can't think of anything else rn, but if you make me angry/uncomfortable, I'll probs block you

Other shit about me

  • I'm a lesbian and asexual
  • I don't actually know what my gender is, I question it every other week update on the gender situation: I've been using genderqueer and non-binary to describe myself
  • I really like musicals
  • I play D&D
  • Sometimes I write fanfiction, and I have an account for that, but I haven't posted much on there or my Ao3 yet (but my Ao3 is Mother-of-all-guinea-pigs, if you care and want to look)
  • My favourite albums are, in no particular order, Epic: The Circe Saga by Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Brand New Eyes by Paramore, The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess by Chappell Roan
  • My favourite book is Heartstopper Vol. 3 by Alice Oseman ( @heartstoppercomic )
  • Fun Fact: I collect the Lego city skyline sets and currently have Paris, London and New York
  • All my random posts that have no particular fandom (and some that do, I'm silly like that) are tagged with #romans random thoughts
  • I'm British, so if you see a u in a word where there "shouldn't be" I'm just being British and not actually bad at spelling, although I'm bad at spelling too
  • I'm a gamer (I play exactly four videogames regularly (Stardew Valley, The Sims 4, Minecraft, and Wii Sports))
  • I'm a minor pls stop sending me asks and DMs asking for money you're wasting time

Last Updated: 9/3/26

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Reblogged dikdikpronouncedxylophone
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I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

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World Heritage Post

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nobodys-crewmate asked:

Who are you stealing potatoes from? The rich? To give them to the poor?

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stealingpotatoes answered:

allegedly two days ago it was my mum bc i cooked too many fries for our dinner and she was like "i don't want that many, you'll have to have some of mine. but that many chips after you had potatoes for lunch? well! i suppose you are stealingpotatoes! and today you're stealing my potatoes!" and i don't know if you've ever been referred to by your parent as your tumblr username but it's a deeply terrible experience

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Really funny to me when people start hating on tma characters for not being good people. "Martin was a bad boyfriend!" Yeah and almost every character has killed at least one person. Guys we are playing who's your favorite criminal. That's the game. Anyway I think they should have let Martin be meaner.

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I see fun rp tma blogs like “shitty fear avatars” “shitty fear artefacts”

And i saw a comment on mag 5 where they said the house (in the statement) is where all the fears and avatars go to to throw their fear rubbish/shit out

So im thinking of a funny rp blog where its “shitty fear trash” - tho i guess thats just shitty fear artefacts but more shittier