Ronance buts its I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuinston.
The possibilities are endless.
Like, just imagine Nancy being Shara and Steve being Smith??? And maybe Rory could either be Eddie or Jonathon, though Eddie fits the entire "stoner bad boy" thing better??
And Robin is just like. AAAAARGH THAT PRISS. How dare she?! With all the masking of Snarky Robin in season 3 at first. We all know Robin is smart as fuck. And really into literature.
I can so easily picture Nancy Wheeler just evil giggling to herself as she pens down the clues on her pink, scented stationary as she with her Republican, God-fearing father (Ted) tormenting the house.
Plus,
Nancy Wheeler, Shara Wheeler. It was fate.