Dark Powers

I "borrowed" an ex- science partners thumbdrive against her will, inserted it into my USB port with relish, and With additional relish Deleted everything she ever had on there, including her important reports.

I told her afterwards I knew nothing about it, And expressed false sympathy.

Thank you, walkers of the midnight path, for finding your way to our nexus of nihilism, necromancy and narcissism. Please post all of your dark powers and any dark-power-related exploits here that we might use them as exemplary guidelines for aspiring nihilists, necromancers and narcissists.