For those stupid times when letters are forgotten.

I love these typo things.

Aries121314: And Nigel's mommy is pretty cool too!
k454i: XD I never mett her
Aries121314: She's gonna be house mommy for camp this year.
k454i: cooo
Aries121314: Therefore I shall always be like NIGGIL'S MOMMMEEEEH-cling-
k454i: XD
k454i: NIGGIL.
k454i: HALO NIGGIL.

Hehe. Niggil. REMINDS ME OF SNOWY.

Whitemane: We need to talk about the ghosts
Whitemane: I mean transport O.o

k454i: annnd I dunnowheremyheadbandis
Aries121314: Head...Band?
k454i: well
k454i: nandanna
k454i: badnanna
k454i: bdannana
k454i: ,,,,
k454i: ....
Aries121314: She;s playing the harmonica.
Aries121314: Bandanna.

war doll eden: He slept peacefully, hardly stirring when someone knocked on the door.
k454i: Lucius got up and wrapped a housecoat around himself before andwering it.
k454i: [....]
k454i: {... now I forgot his name]
k454i: *Alestair
war doll eden: [LOL]
k454i: [XD BITE ME BITCH]

Mum (general): Hey, thats unusual.... story in the paper about a woman using rohypnol on men!
Me (to Joe about a text): That might be from me earlier.
Mum: That worked for you earlier? You've been using rohypnol on Joe? Pardon?

Oh dear lord....

Steinmaschine: . how can you like snakies but not buggies? ;_____; both are loooove
Steinmaschine: ok well now it's my goal in life to convert you.
k454i: You'll have quite a job for you
Steinmaschine: :|
k454i: if I so much as see a housefly i run out of a room screaming
Steinmaschine: . roflmfao
k454i: and bees oh gawd
Steinmaschine: BEEEEEES
k454i: AHHH WHERe>?1'
k454i: akjsdhkajshdjkafhjksahf
Steinmaschine: . rofmsddjh
k454i: man
k454i: i was little
k454i: and i wlaked INTO AHORNETS NEST
k454i: and they kuilled me
Steinmaschine: you're such a gay guy. ::runs and hopes she doesn't get beat up:: -well wtf
Steinmaschine: you zomb
k454i: and so i sat in the house ripping moms aloe vera up and rubbing it all over and crying
k454i: I AM ONG.
k454i: suck a fag. T_T
k454i: ...
Steinmaschine: lmfaosmlk
Steinmaschine: sbdkjhbsf
k454i: T_R
k454i: Ad,l
Steinmaschine: nsdkjfbjhsdf
Steinmaschine: that was so cute

Uhm. This is amuzing man. AMUZING.
*looks at current moodlist*
Hey look typo hehe. I spelt it wrong OWLS.
k454i: HAY
k454i: wanan oc? [<<= SEE ITS A TYPO IT COUNTS]
Steinmaschine: God i've always wanted to oc, but I'M ON A MAC AND EVERYONE HATES US. ;_;
k454i: I love macs
k454i: once I get a lap top
k454i: G4 BABY
Steinmaschine: yesss ugh
Steinmaschine: sweet. macs rule
Steinmaschine: thats what i'm on now... iBook g4 <3
k454i: DID YOU SEE MINIMAC
Steinmaschine: YESSS
Steinmaschine: IT'S SO CUTE
k454i: sa just what I want man
Steinmaschine: rofl
k454i: OMG ITS LIKE A LUNCHBOX OF MACCYLOVE.
Steinmaschine: roflmfao
k454i: I WANT ONE AND A G4 AND IT CAN FUCK THE G4 AND THEY WILL HAVE BABYG4 AND IT WILL BE A LUNCHBOX OF LOOOOOVE AND TUUUNA.
Steinmaschine: roflmfao
Steinmaschine: exactly.
k454i: *humps his lunchbox of maclove*
k454i: and it would have a scottish accent

RadicalRAVEed: I HATE CHILDREN BUT THEIR PEENERS ARE CUTE.
OrigamiGirlMun: He showed you his just now.
RadicalRAVEed: ARGH NO.
RadicalRAVEed: ARGH.
RadicalRAVEed: ARGH.
RadicalRAVEed: THANK GOD THE WEBCAM IS SO OFF.
RadicalRAVEed: ARGH.
OrigamiGirlMun: "ext time I'll sun you instead of moon you."
OrigamiGirlMun: *Nex
OrigamiGirlMun: argh
RadicalRAVEed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
RadicalRAVEed: ....
typo'd
OrigamiGirlMun: XD

[Disclaimer: I am not a pedophile.
I just like shota. Alot.]

Dad: They're doing a Will Smith thing on tv.
Me: Will Smith?
Dad: Yeah, a pornography.
Me: OO? What?
Dad: A Will Smith pornography.
Me: ...Dad, a pornography is people having sex. A biography is about their life.
Dad: That's what I said.
Me: No, you said pornography.
Dad: I used the wrong word.

Oh gods ... That was AWESOME. This from my dad who throws my depo back on the fridge when I told him depo was birth control. XD

X Missy: is the little missy pregnant again yet haha
Me: *pokes her tummy* Nope, no sex for her. And birth control anyway.
X Missy: you put the dog on birth control :S
Me: Oh ... that one. XD
Me: Nope, no puppies and unneutered.

I should mention that my dog and I have the same name. But I'm using Mizzy more commonly.