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Master,
Life is short and dull. Suggestions on how to make it short and interesting?

Apologies for sudden disappearance, but I think I've come down with something.

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Cthulu Spawn   You are really an alien thing, aren't you? I can't describe you because you are beyond. We say "left field" and you say "Krn Grth Thchrang." You are the wild card of the bunch, the unknown quantity
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Fish,
I'm doing a dinner sometime around the holidays. So far it's me, Spot, Grif, and maybe Becca. You in? I spoke to Some and he'll cater to your tastes.
- Njoki.

More than slightly ridiculous meme stolen from ( Collapse )

To stem the tide of wacky complaints, issues, and/or other things, it might be worth noting that my last post was in reference to a whole spate of things that have me a little edgy.

What this means for you: don't worry about it, don't change your plans, it'll all work out and be fine.

For the three (or more?) of you that I'm doing Thanksgiving with, are there any pie-like requests?

Clearly, nothing can go wrong with this plan.

Gone out on walkabout. See you all soon.

I fear I have contracted the idiocy carried by most of my friends. The only cure for this is more cowbell hard work, which means chopping wood for winter.