watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

Since apparently I have to say it and never thought I'd have to until now, if you're still a big ol' open fan of the big terf's magic school series I'm not gonna let you follow me. Fix your heart, read some different books, and grow the hell up.

important difference

[Narrator’s voice]:

“Only the cuntiest one will win!”

Storm bonks himself in rhythm with the cowbell 😭

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i should go join the living one of these days

theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

Now... let's try this again! Reuploaded Umbra!

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Lol. Lmao, even.

I think i’m my own dead wife

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

And also occasionally by pufferfish

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

ZIP DAESUNG EP. 120 BIGBANG

Twst Manga Episode of Scarabia vol.2, releasing August 27!! 🐍🦦