I’m Gabe! You can also just call me dadbeast.
I: am 26. use a bunch of pronouns; they/them is my favorite. am nonbinary and queer and not white. am a constant mobile user. have a ko-fi. have more info below the cut!
You: should be an adult to follow me! should send me opossum content. should be nice to animals (including other people). should have a good day! :)
just heard this 7yo say to her brother "i'm going to go back in time to when you were a baby to touch your soft spot >:(" which was extremely funny to hear but what the hell man
forgot to mention that later that same week the same 7yo said to her brother "You are a Crumb >:("
kids are getting creative these days. i babysit some kids and the 5 year old said to the 3 year old “if you were a snail i’d put you in time prison and you’d be sad forever”.
It is your civic duty as a minimum wage retail employee to set a timer for 15 minutes on your 10 minute breaks, hide in the bathroom multiple times per shift, and scroll on your phone while clocked in.
affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon
Toni Nuvamsa from Second Mesa wears the traditional Hopi Butterfly Dance Costume. Scanned from the magazine Arizona Highways; May 1975
idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto
