7th day Octoberist

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

i am obsessed with this song 🐟🧬✨

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

Amazing app

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

forbidden blue raspberry candy

my whole dash is furry porn.

Maybe I should go to therapy

every fucking day brother

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

recently I've been noticing the sun setting earlier than it used to. enshittification?

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

dream blunt rotation