jovie's inside thoughts

Hey guys I don't like a lot of fics on ao3 either, you know what I do about it? I DON'T READ IT.

Don't worry, the family reunion is nearly over and I won't have to lament my regrettable relations here anymore

Topic of conversation: gun regulation

My very conservative uncle: *opens his mouth*

Me: *braces*

My uncle: rational gun owners like us would not have any problem with gun ownership being more regulated because we know that that regulation can at least place an obstacle in front of someone trying to acquire a gun for purposes of harm and the longer it takes them to get one the more time they have to think it through and potentially realize they don't want to use it to hurt someone

Me: ...okay, yeah.

Me and my cousins making a point to talk about how much we love our more recent aunt because her leftism has made some of our aunts and uncles think her the devil when she's truly one of the loveliest people I've ever met

Help I attended a wedding and now I'm considering dating apps again and my social media feeds are sending me wlw wedding content

Obligatory wordless laugh when my grandpa says "all you gotta do is marry a rich man and send all his money overseas then get divorced in a state that won't prosecute stuff that happened during the marriage" because a) I'm a lesbian and b) a bit specific there, grandpa

Discovered I don't do well in pitch black last night. That was terrifying. I thought I was dying.

At a family reunion and some people decided to go to an F1 arcade and my unce was making a hullabaloo about it being "for the men" and I was like the only reason I'm not going is so I get some time not listening to you talk.

I'm going to need to attend a Democratic Socialists meeting to counteract the utter bullshit I'm going to hear this family reunion

My little brother: I could never live in Washington because it's have to have a gun permit.

Me: that's like... barely related guns. It's still super easy *too easy* to get guns there. Also, when choosing a place to live, slightly more regulated guns is, in fact, not a bad thing.

Ao3 what do you mean you're going to be down for maintenance while I am at a family reunion?

I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT MY COPING MECHANISM IT HASNT BEEN A DAY AND I'M ALREADY HIDING IN THE BATHROOM TO READ FANFIC.

Went to my brother's house and my neice was watching Miss Rachel, and while I was aware Miss Rachel was great, I had never actually watched any of it, and she really IS great.