smokin Monkey

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

I haven't posted here in ages so here goes.
To all of my fellow New Orleanians We been through this shit before and though it hasn't been the easiest rebuilding,we all came back for a reason and so as far and this scandinavian fuck "Gustav" is concerned he too shall pass. I hope you are all safe out of harms way, If not I hope you are gettin out and that you are safe on the road. Will post again from the hotel in Shreveport tomorrow.
night night sleep tight and tomorrow comes at first light....

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Well out of ten students we lost five along the way, I aced my final with a +100 and was the only one to do so out of my class. I have to wait for 12 weeks for my National certs to be mailed to me but I am officially a Clinical lab Phlebotomist..........filming starts in 4 days for my first acting job in Cirque du freak....
smokin Monkey

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Today I feel depressed for some reason and find solace in the music of my later youth......
I miss the 90's never thought I would say that but I do. I am happy with most everything going on in my life but to go back would be a feat indeed.......




i've been looking so long at these pictures of
you that i almost believe that they're real i've
been living so long with my pictures of you that
i almost believe that the pictures are all i can
feel

remembering you standing quiet in the rain as
i ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as
the sky fell in holding you close how i always
held close in your fear remembering you
running soft through the night you were bigger
and brighter than the snow and
screamed at the make-believe screamed at the
sky and you finally found all your courage to
let it all go

remembering you fallen into my arms crying
for the death of your heart you were stone
white so delicate lost in the cold you were
always so lost in the dark remembering you
how you used to be slow drowned you were
angels so much more than everything oh hold
for the last time then slip away quietly open
my eyes but i never see anything

if only i had thought of the right words i could
have hold on to your heart if only i'd thought of
the right words i wouldn't be breaking apart all
my pictures of you

Looking So long at these pictures of you but i
never hold on to your heart looking so long for
the words to be true but always just breaking
apart my pictures of you

there was nothing in the world that i ever
wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart
there was nothing in the world that i ever
wanted more than to never feel the breaking
apart all my pictures of you
smokin Monkey

A lil malarky for all

Two leprechaun's have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Superior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprechaun!"

The first Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"

"No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size."

"Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?"

"No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size."

"Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?"

"No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the word that are your size!"

"Okay then." The second leprechaun starts laughing his ass off. But through the laughter, he manages to say "You see, i told you fucked a penguin!"
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smokin Monkey

Urnaigh an Tighearna-the lords prayer on this Saint Patricks Day



Ar n-Athair a tha air nèamh, gu naomhaichear d'ainm.

Thigeadh do rìochachd. Dèanar do thoil air an talamh, mar a nìthear air nèamh.

Tabhair dhuinn an-diugh ar n-aran làitheil. Agus maith dhuinn ar fiachan, amhail a mhaitheas sinne dar luchd-fiach.

Agus na leig ann am buaireadh sinn; ach saor sinn o olc;

oir is leatsa an rìoghachd, agus an cumhachd, agus a' ghlòir, gu sìorraidh.

Amen.
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Stolen from the loverly artemiswinter



What Your Shamrock Says About You



You are brilliant, analytical, and somewhat of a perfectionist. You are ultra competent and knowledgeable.



At times, people find you intimidating. You can be a bit sarcastic and harsh.



You don't really consider yourself a lucky person. In your view, people create their own luck.



You are creative, innovative, and complicated. You definitely have a unique spin on the world.

smokin Monkey

Wednesday over

Well two sucessfull capillary punctures and captures, and another venipuncture via hypodermic from the hand. Aced another test tonite.. and spun down 6 tubes of whole blood in the centrifuge........... I am tired as all hell. oh and I need volunteer blood donors/ not much blood just a couple cc to put in a vacutainer tube for credit. I need 100 venipunctures I have ten so far I think, so I need another 90 and 25 capillary/finger sticks which I have 2 need 23more in the next two weeks. Who's not afraid of needles? anyone anyone? I am bringing home all my needed supplies this weekend. It is totally safe and hospital sterile safe all needles are brand new etc etc so help a fella out hehehehheheh=)
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Photog help

I need some one local who has and can weild a digi camera. All of the photogs I know whose work I have seen and love live in Otown. I have some big stuff coming up and need some really good headshot and bodyshots and I can't afford tons of $ but I can barter my talents or a good meal for your help.
Jake