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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

EA Wyll posting

Was reading a bunch of Wyll posts and it got me thinking about one of my biggest gripes with what was changed post-EA. In EA Wyll acknowledges his upper-class upbringing and basically admits to being spoiled. But as you see him in EA it’s clear that his time as the blade of frontiers made him grow beyond that. He might have a few hangups still (mostly being selfish) but everyone is flawed.

Meanwhile in Release he is so quick too point out that he wasn’t like all the other upper-class citizens of Baldur’s Gate. How he was taught the hard way by his father and all that. He loses that part that makes his growth as the blade of frontier apparent. Also I can’t help but to find the whole “upper-class but not spoiled” thing just a bit insincere and too much like the writer wanted to make him more “likable” and “down-to-earth” while still keeping him as a prominent figure son.

bg3 wyll wyll ravengard ea wyll baldur's gate 3 i miss my nepobaby failson the upbringing reveal moment was probably when I lost hope for Wyll like it was so intriguing before the changes to it just made me disappointed

All I can think of with Wyll’s backstory in regard to his pact with Mizora is this:

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Like it’s the perfect Edgy Moody Broody Boy™ backstory, thankfully Wyll isn’t that at least.

Though maybe Wyll could use more edge, or just some more inner conflict. God, I miss my nepo baby failson that Wyll was in EA 😢

bg3 wyll wyll ravengard ea wyll As much as I miss EA Wyll I do love his and Karlach's friendship that would not have had the same impact if it would have even existed at all if Wyll story wasn't what it is now
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Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes

sabertoothwalrus

  • portmanteaus
  • when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
  • when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
  • saying words phonetically
  • saying words with Emphasis
  • putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles
  • singing a word for emphasis
  • wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”
  • using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get

feel free to add more

cyanshy

When they say “Cussie” instead of Excuse me