Couple of bag sucks
Suck 1)
Sir, thank you for not only wasting my time, but for being rude to me as well.
A guy came to my till with loads and loads of stuff. As in, a basket full. I asked him if he needed a bag.
“Hmm…” he said, while he started to look in his coat pocket. “Now… let me see. Hold on, this is a really hard one. Hmmm…” more fumbling in his coat pocket. “Oooh, it’s tough!” Yet more fumbling. This went on for at least 20 seconds. Not that long, usually, except he was holding my queue up and I still had to process his stuff. I actually thought he’d got a reusable bag folded up in there and was wondering whether to use that bag or ours.
Then he glared at me and yelled, “Well whadda YOU think?” More glaring. “I’m not going to get all of that stuff in this bloody pocket, am I?!?”
So, he was essentially playing with me, getting all sarcastic and making me feel THAT small.
So, in future, when I ask you if you need a bag, just say yes or no. Thanks.
Suck 2)
A guy came to my till and I asked him if I needed a bag.
“Er… well what do you think? Not gonna carry them in my pockets am I?!”
“Sorry but I have to ask everyone.”
I started packing his bag for him.
“Chill out! It was a bloody joke!”
I tried to smile but my face must have looked like thunder.
“I said chill out,” he told me. “Taking the piss is a sign of respect!”
“Sorry?” I said out of confusion more than anything. Because er… no. It isn’t a sign of respect.
“Oh, just forget it! You need a sense of humour!”
Oh, I’m sorry! Please excuse me while I roll on the floor with laughter. You should really be a stand-up comedian with jokes like that!
Thing is, he was with a group of girls who thought he was oh-so-hilarious. The world has gone mad.
Sir, thank you for not only wasting my time, but for being rude to me as well.
A guy came to my till with loads and loads of stuff. As in, a basket full. I asked him if he needed a bag.
“Hmm…” he said, while he started to look in his coat pocket. “Now… let me see. Hold on, this is a really hard one. Hmmm…” more fumbling in his coat pocket. “Oooh, it’s tough!” Yet more fumbling. This went on for at least 20 seconds. Not that long, usually, except he was holding my queue up and I still had to process his stuff. I actually thought he’d got a reusable bag folded up in there and was wondering whether to use that bag or ours.
Then he glared at me and yelled, “Well whadda YOU think?” More glaring. “I’m not going to get all of that stuff in this bloody pocket, am I?!?”
So, he was essentially playing with me, getting all sarcastic and making me feel THAT small.
So, in future, when I ask you if you need a bag, just say yes or no. Thanks.
Suck 2)
A guy came to my till and I asked him if I needed a bag.
“Er… well what do you think? Not gonna carry them in my pockets am I?!”
“Sorry but I have to ask everyone.”
I started packing his bag for him.
“Chill out! It was a bloody joke!”
I tried to smile but my face must have looked like thunder.
“I said chill out,” he told me. “Taking the piss is a sign of respect!”
“Sorry?” I said out of confusion more than anything. Because er… no. It isn’t a sign of respect.
“Oh, just forget it! You need a sense of humour!”
Oh, I’m sorry! Please excuse me while I roll on the floor with laughter. You should really be a stand-up comedian with jokes like that!
Thing is, he was with a group of girls who thought he was oh-so-hilarious. The world has gone mad.