I've lost control of my life ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
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bebx

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I think the mass delusion that Wattpad users, as a whole, are just these crying babies who can't handle a website where darkfic exists, is closer to the idea of a satanic panic than the given hypothetical.


I reblogged a few of such posts because I thought they were just jokes, like making fun of reddit, but I grow increasingly worried people are seriously assigning *every* Wattpad user the presumed mindset of a judgemental 14 year old. Are some of them judgemental 14 year olds? Yes but A03 had plenty of those already.


Wattpad still exists it just further censored smut, the 'wattpad refugees' are statistically more likely to be fine with Ao3's overall library existing than the people still using it.

yeah I've seen SO many posts either fear mongering or being smug about wattpad users invading ao3 and causing problems and yet I've seen exactly one actual example and it was a screencap of a maybe related tiktok I think if this was actually a problem people would have more personal receipts But really it's just exciting to be up in arms about it And to feel in-group threatened and in-group defensive and in-group smugly superior
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curlicuecal
yookay-times

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duchessvongooseberg

a reply to the above post from user buildacatboy which reads, "Hi I'm Google Gemini and I'm Racist"ALT
sar-kalu

Tried this myself and even changed the words a little

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Even MORE fascinating is when colour is brought into it

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No AI info came up on the phrase "a black man bumped into me". Which seems weird. Personally. I've never seen no AI info come up at all in the past 2 years.

Keeping in mind that I'm googling this in Australia - so there is a possibility that State laws come into effect here. It would be fascinating to see how British Google Gemini, USAmerican Google Gemini, and then maybe SEAsian or continental African searches would reveal any changes or if this is truly programmed AI weirdness.

I also added no adjective modifiers to the phrase - it remained "a/n xxx man bumped into me" and perhaps changing the phrase would change the result; but anyway, would love to see if the results change per country/area.

curlicuecal

oh interesting. I tested this just now and for me "a black man" and "a Romanian man" BOTH triggered the "No AI overview" response which suggests that someone has maybe hastily gone in and put some key words on the no-go list for that question.

But also for me "brown man" did get a racist ai overview (and "white man" did not)

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"British man" got the same response about "cheers" that OP posted.

curlicuecal

wait, also this is so funny:

I clicked on the "sources" for the racist "a brown man bumped into me" response

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The top source quoted for this ai overview is now a youtube video reading this exact post aloud.

@yookay-times the ai is eating itself. your post is now feeding into the response. that's horrible *and* funny

(BTW, there was a great research paper recently that showed how just a sentence or two appended to a reddit response could completely alter the response. One of their finding was that AI used how similarly something was worded to prompt as a substitute for measuring how accurate it was. (Ex: if someone searched "what are the most awesome hairdressers in dallas" ans the ai had a line in its dataset somewhere phrased "the most awesome hairdresser in Dallas is" that got a HUGE boost in how likely it was to be used to answer the prompt.) So basically, the fact that the YouTube video reading this post contained wording really similar to the prompt makes it looks like a great resource for how to word answers to these questions.)

curlicuecal

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This post is also now ALL THREE of the citations provided by Google ai overview for the British person answer now.

We are going full ouroburous
curlicuecal
yookay-times

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duchessvongooseberg

a reply to the above post from user buildacatboy which reads, "Hi I'm Google Gemini and I'm Racist"ALT
sar-kalu

Tried this myself and even changed the words a little

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Even MORE fascinating is when colour is brought into it

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No AI info came up on the phrase "a black man bumped into me". Which seems weird. Personally. I've never seen no AI info come up at all in the past 2 years.

Keeping in mind that I'm googling this in Australia - so there is a possibility that State laws come into effect here. It would be fascinating to see how British Google Gemini, USAmerican Google Gemini, and then maybe SEAsian or continental African searches would reveal any changes or if this is truly programmed AI weirdness.

I also added no adjective modifiers to the phrase - it remained "a/n xxx man bumped into me" and perhaps changing the phrase would change the result; but anyway, would love to see if the results change per country/area.

curlicuecal

oh interesting. I tested this just now and for me "a black man" and "a Romanian man" BOTH triggered the "No AI overview" response which suggests that someone has maybe hastily gone in and put some key words on the no-go list for that question.

But also for me "brown man" did get a racist ai overview (and "white man" did not)

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"British man" got the same response about "cheers" that OP posted.

curlicuecal

wait, also this is so funny:

I clicked on the โ€œsourcesโ€ for the racist โ€œa brown man bumped into meโ€ response

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The top source quoted for this ai overview is now a youtube video reading this exact post aloud.

@yookay-times the ai is eating itself. your post is now feeding into the response. thatโ€™s horrible *and* funny

(BTW, there was a great research paper recently that showed how just a sentence or two appended to a reddit response could completely alter the response. One of their finding was that AI used how similarly something was worded to prompt as a substitute for measuring how accurate it was. (Ex: if someone searched โ€œwhat are the most awesome hairdressers in dallasโ€ ans the ai had a line in its dataset somewhere phrased โ€œthe most awesome hairdresser in Dallas isโ€ that got a HUGE boost in how likely it was to be used to answer the prompt.) So basically, the fact that the YouTube video reading this post contained wording really similar to the prompt makes it looks like a great resource for how to word answers to these questions.)

sar-kalu
yookay-times

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duchessvongooseberg

a reply to the above post from user buildacatboy which reads, "Hi I'm Google Gemini and I'm Racist"ALT
sar-kalu

Tried this myself and even changed the words a little

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Even MORE fascinating is when colour is brought into it

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No AI info came up on the phrase "a black man bumped into me". Which seems weird. Personally. I've never seen no AI info come up at all in the past 2 years.

Keeping in mind that I'm googling this in Australia - so there is a possibility that State laws come into effect here. It would be fascinating to see how British Google Gemini, USAmerican Google Gemini, and then maybe SEAsian or continental African searches would reveal any changes or if this is truly programmed AI weirdness.

I also added no adjective modifiers to the phrase - it remained "a/n xxx man bumped into me" and perhaps changing the phrase would change the result; but anyway, would love to see if the results change per country/area.

curlicuecal

oh interesting. I tested this just now and for me โ€œa black manโ€ and โ€œa Romanian manโ€ BOTH triggered the โ€œNo AI overviewโ€ response which suggests that someone has maybe hastily gone in and put some key words on the no-go list for that question.

But also for me โ€œbrown manโ€ did get a racist ai overview (and โ€œwhite manโ€ did not)

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โ€œBritish manโ€ got the same response about โ€œcheersโ€ that OP posted.

strongermonster
wizard0rb

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

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we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

wizard0rb

happy birthday to the only video game ever

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people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

shanedevotee
xekstrin

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

xekstrin

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

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zmpl

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

zmpl

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

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(comic by @tpwrtrmnky)

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a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird - they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.

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curlicuecal

I had to look this up because “sleep while in flight” ????

but yeah, apparently completely true.  these birds stay aloft for as much as 10 months nonstop, feed on insects, spend more energy at night (when there aren’t warm thermals to ride) and at dawn and dusk climb to 10,000 ft altitude where the 30 min slow descent is probably when they catch their sleep.

they’re unusually long-lived for such active critters (20 yrs) and they may be limiting energy expenditure by being extremely aerodynamic and narrow bodied.  Also a single bird travels the distance of about 7 roundtrip journeys to the moon in its lifetime (>3 million miles).

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curlicuecal

this actually weirdly reminds me of elephant seals, which apparently also sleep while diving, in this case into the deep parts of the ocean where they fish

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โ€˜what if sleep while fallingโ€™ is a recurring evolutionary trait it seems