fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:
hmm… *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
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Tags: ...megamind“You could get up early and do it before work” I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let’s focus on things that happen in the real world
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Justin McElroy?????? Has been arrested????????? For fucking FRAUD???????
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Tags: objectively funny crimes etcI’m figuring out how to draw him
i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars
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Tags: this but its actually ruining my lifeliterally so sad that im so broke i cant even afford to buy edibles or get smashed on some sangria after work for my birthday. such is the life of the go to worker whos bank account got overdrafted from an automatic credit card payment i forgot about. goodbye $9.
oh well at least i can draw jerma on the lid of an empty ice cream container and cut it out and fill the empty tub with water and freeze him in a block of ice and keep him in my freezer forever instead.
Tags: one day i'll explain my summer from hell with the flies and dead animal in my walls but i fear my bad luck isnt over yetTags: this one was a hit with Merotating them in my head but like a centrifuge or perhaps a gravitron
i was unwell about this man in 2016

Anonymous asked:
gasp! U watched voltron?! Did u also find it equally disappointing too?!
I got into it when its premiered in like 2016 (TEN YEARS AGO????) but got bored of it because of various reasons. each season got progressively worse and tbh the best part of the show was Coran. let me be explicitly clear. i watched the show for Coran only. klance was nothing to me compared to this guy:
i made so much Coran fanart. this guy changed my fucking life because some of my closest friends were introduced to me because we both loved this clown. he permanently altered my personality.
so yeah I guess you could say i “watched” voltron lol
Tags: only real ones remember my coran erathe collective amnesia over sokka actually being pretty grumpy and serious all the time in the show is actually crazy ? why am i seeing people act like he was just some guy who was there to make jokes and keep everyone smiling meanwhile he was running that group like the navy like he used to have schedules planned and he was the only one who ever gaf about food and resources or tried to get a job to feed them 😭 like man you’re thinking about AANG 😭
its the lance voltron-ification
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