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How genius was it that the fan yelled out, "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!" all loud during Brian's show.



I want to meet that man and shake his hand.



-M

So I was extremely crunched for time and had to bullshit up a paper for philosophy--so you know what I went with? THE UNIVERSE AS IT RELATES TO FREE SNO-CONES, be you the player of a HALF GAME or a WHOLE GAME.

I would give me an A if I was my professor.

A guy came into my office today to talk about the new insurance from ... I think Aflac. (He was boring, so I didn't really pay attention.)

But he said something along the lines of.

"My name is Tony and I'm here to answer all of your Aflac questions."

...To which the girl next to me whispered, "Oh really? ALL OF THEM?" And pretended to pull out a paper.

I was like ....SQUEE!

"Brian Regan?"

"Oh yeah"

*Butterfly Pavillion talking ensues*

There's a car outside of my place right now, across the street. It's honking for somebody. But they're very short, kind of high-pitch honks. Instead of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP it's more of a bp! bp! bp!


So naturally I'm thinking

GO! GO MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM! DEFEAT THE OPPONENTS SOUNDLY.... IN THE SKIRMISH! SCORE A GOAL BASKET UNIT!

I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map... I'M THE MAP!!

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I just bought my tickets to see Brian in Denver, and I am stoked!!

Huzzah! It is going to be so worth it!

I'm sorry, I just had to post this

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Brian Regan
Sun., Sept. 10, 7 p.m.

Majestic Theatre
1925 Elm St.
Dallas, TX
Downtown & Deep Ellum
214-880-0137

A few months ago my stepsister and I went on a road trip and stopped at a pub that was supposed to also be a wholesaler (wasn't in the end :p)
Anyway there were a bunch of shifty looking people sitting outside so we asked for directions and this one uh person starts talking and talking and talking to us, giving all the directions we could ever possibly need and even trying to follow us in while the two of us were going
ok thanks person
nice to meet you individual
bye human
while trying to run away and not pee from laughing at the same time
This person was a really tall lumberjack type, flannels & everything, hair like Brian May, but yea we really couldn't tell
It was brilliant!
We never did get our booze but it was so worth it