Nathan Audrey 2

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oh hai there!

it's your friendly c u joner mod lisa. i have a few things i would like to say about this community, you could call them ~THE JONER COMMANDMENTS~


1. NO SRS BSNS (well, you can be srs bsns just be aware that we will likely mock you for it)

2. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY THE IDEA OF NICK BEING A FURRY WHO ENJOYS PISTOL WHIPPING PEOPLE I WOULD SUGGEST YOU DON'T JOIN

3. WE LIKE THE JONER AND LOOK FORWARD TO PEENMAS

4. TBH I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU POST

5. PLS DO NOT BE A LURKER, TELL US THAT STORY ABOUT HOW THE SQUIRREL STOLE YOUR MUFFINS WHILE YOU WERE CAMPING IF YOU HAVE TO

6. FEEL FREE TO BUILD YOUR MODS A BIRDHOUSE CAUSE KEVIN DOESN'T NEED MORE

7. I KNOW CULT OF JONER AND C U JONER DO NOT REALLY MATCH UP BUT I DON'T CARE OK

8. PIMP C U JONER TO YO' FRIENDS BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE COOL

9. LOOK FORWARD TO JONER SECRETS IN THE FUTURE SINCE THAT OTHER SECRET COM IS A BUNCH OF JONERBLOCKERS (most of the time)

10. DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU


feel free to spam this post with any questions and either handful_of_fire or i (weepingangels) will do our best to answer them ♥
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marcia brady blink

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

KEVIN JONAS!!!!


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just so you know:

i'd hit it like Derek Jeter at a little league game
i'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane
i'd tap that like bojangles at a dance recital

unf unf unf

NOW PLS GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH RANDOM STRANGERS
like me and lisa~








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marcia brady blink

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this header has made me feel marginally better

:')

ps: Lioned, I'll be watching u on Dancing with the Stars on Wednesday

stupid historic presidential election lionelblocking us :/
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