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athinkingreed ([personal profile] athinkingreed) wrote in [community profile] cultmirror2026-05-28 11:22 pm

Greenhouse Update No. 1

[There is a new and sizable node on the Murmer.]

This is Dr. Veritas Ratio of the Crosby Hotel. You may know me better as Lortel’s helper on the Greenhouse project. I bear news regarding the latter.

[The man’s deep voice is strong, perhaps to the point of coming off as harsh. But there is an emotional undertone of excitement and satisfaction.]

Construction materials have largely been acquired. We simply need to assemble them. Assuming no mishaps during construction, the project will be a month ahead of schedule. As such, I am opening up requests for plant recreation here.

Lortel and I believe recreation of plants similar to those of your homelands is possible with careful plant cross breeding. Given the morale boost it would provide, proactive action must be taken.

[All well and good. But there must be some sort of catch most perusers must be thinking by now. Well-]

Thus I have made a form to apply for plant recreation. Required format is requester name, delivery location, plant name, growth environment, shared memories and/or description of its characteristics.

[Paperwork. Paperwork is the catch. Sleep save you all. Ignorant to his comittance of such a grave sin, the scholar continues.]

The memories are optional, however I will note that taste and appearance cannot be accurately recreated without first-hand data.

[It appears this guy has managed to invent through sheer force of will the psychic equivalent of a form box. There may be the brief sensation of a brush of approval if touched. Ignoring it after going through it gets three pinpricks of interest hidden under the feeling of Ratio’s minor irritation.]



[This is the small version of the form. Praise Lortel for saving you all from true homework.]

Psychically mark your questions, requests, off topic discussion, and commentary as such.

[Or at minimum keep the discourse in the realm of debate. He will find a way to invent banning otherwise.]

Finally, anyone who wishes to contribute to the construction process, note as such here. Once we have enough applicants, a construction time period will be decided on. During that period, if we finish ahead of schedule, I will personally contact all helpers who did not attend that day to inform them.

[As to how he will do that-]

However, for us to adequately feed those who come to assist, we will need forewarning of who will attend.

[You guessed it. Another form can be felt. Truly, the most horrific thing to exist in Manhattan, New York yet may be this man.]



[With that, the wet blanket in Kimera form known as Dr. Veritas Ratio gives one final statement-]

For organization’s sake, send those directly to Lortel or I. That is all.

[And his presence withdraws from the Murmer ‘post’, leaving an impression of satisfaction behind. What a weird guy.]
regulate: (085.)

[personal profile] regulate 2026-05-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I already agreed to assist, but in the interest of making it official and pandering to your bureaucratic sensibilities, I will fill out the form for you. [ Psychically. ]

Helper Name: Sunday
Dates Able To Assist: Any day you require my assistance except for Sundays because it is important that we all designate a communal time of rest to ensure continual clarity of mind and efficiency while we are working. [ He has no idea what days Sunday falls on, so he's just been picking the 7th day of every sequence of days. ]
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: I can transport materials and supplies over large distances, stabilize and hammer parts, help set up heat lamps, and I will be on-hand to provide the plants with nutrients to accelerate their growth.
Desired Tasks: Transportation, supply acquisition, construction, farming.
Opted Out of Tasks: n/a
regulate: (003.)

[personal profile] regulate 2026-05-31 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ His feathers perk up at the points. It will never stop feeling a little gratifying as a former student. ]

I would still recommend the day off in between to give everyone ample time to recover their energy. Manual labor does take the toll on both mind and body, and will have to make sure to give everyone regular access to water, snacks, and a working restroom, per standard labor guidelines.
regulate: (396.)

[personal profile] regulate 2026-06-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Regulations in general, though I understand that could be troubling to hear from me.

[ Though he likes to think not all the rules he came up for his paradise were terrible... ]

Pure chaos would also lead to an absence of justice for those wronged. I wonder if we will remain here long enough to even have any involvement in these decisions.
closetdweller: (whining)

[personal profile] closetdweller 2026-05-29 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude.

You reeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyyy don't want me filling out forms.

You got my buddy involved, so I'll help. Somehow.
closetdweller: (too cute to work)

[personal profile] closetdweller 2026-05-29 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Helper Name: Urushihara Hanzo
Dates Able To Assist: 8675309
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: 🥡🥢🥣🥟🍜🍟🍠🍤🍥🍚🍘🍖🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Desired Tasks:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧🍧
Opted Out of Tasks:🏗️🧰🚧🏢🏘️🏚️🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑
closetdweller: (Shy)

[personal profile] closetdweller 2026-05-29 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh. Close enough.
trashblaze: (💫 114)

[personal profile] trashblaze 2026-05-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Your beloved Artificer, professor!

[ Good thing this is a psychic form. Caelus isn't in the best condition to hold a pen right now. Not to mention, his English is still a work in progress. ]

Helper Name: Galactic Baseballer!! ✨
Dates Able To Assist: Most days of the week! Prefer to work mornings to early afternoons. Can still be requested to work late afternoons or nights when necessary.
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Engineering, architecture, gardening/farming, my physical strength!!
Desired Tasks: Anything I can help with!! And photographing the project's progress!
Opted Out of Tasks: Bookkeeping or other desk jobs. Can we leave the desk jobs to Sunday?? He's good at them…
Edited (Forgot something) 2026-05-30 10:56 (UTC)
trashblaze: (💫 310)

[personal profile] trashblaze 2026-05-30 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Requester Name: Galactic Baseballer!! ✨
End Result Delivery Location: Crosby Street Hotel, but leave some at the greenhouse, too! I like to share.
Plant Name: Strawberry 🍓
Plant Growth Environment: Likes sandy loam or loamy soil with some organic compost. Their seed beds have to be elevated so the water drains well. Temperate climate, and lots and lots of sun!!
Plant Characteristics Description: It looks cute. It probably won't look as cute here, though. Non-Host strawberries look pinkish-red (mostly red), with little green leaves at the top. Their shape almost resembles a heart! 💖
Reference Memories: The cute fruit in the center (sliced) as well as on the label (not sliced)!
regulate: (383.)

[personal profile] regulate 2026-06-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shows up at the speed of light. ]

I approve!

[ ahem. ]

...I mean, I approve.
trashblaze: (💫 089)

[personal profile] trashblaze 2026-06-13 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Giggling... Aw. Why is Sunday so cute?? ]

See? Sunday likes it! I think that enthusiasm deserves points!
regulate: (397.)

[personal profile] regulate 2026-06-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I will accept this. Thank you, both of you. Please carry on with your planning.
deltastrike: Art credit to @ bunnyclvb (Mediocre?)

[personal profile] deltastrike 2026-05-30 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[It does not matter if Ratio's presence is no longer perceivable and "online", as it is. Theseus immediately seizes the form, furiously "scribbled" into thought with an angry intensity.]

Requester Name: Theseus
End Result Delivery Location: The garden construction site
Plant Name: Olive Tree
Plant Growth Environment: Clime of the fairest weather. Terrain at the very boundary between terra firma and sea, ideally raised as on rocky cliffs. Must be watered with rain and buffeted with air of pure nautical character.
Plant Characteristics Description: The leaves are pointed, shiny, and oblong. A healthy thriving tree bears plump fruit rich in oil.
Reference Memories: [A rapid procession of memories in a chaotic, senseless, disorder. Most of the plant's role in Theseus' life is through its harvest, amphoras filled with the glistening substance used for everything from food to fuel and somehow hygiene. ]
deltastrike: (Why do I even bother)

[personal profile] deltastrike 2026-06-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[The emotions that Theseus has in reaction to Ratio's memories, enabled by their two-way connection in the Murmur, come in bursts. Like getting buffeted by a storm at sea, it's like a series of relentless waves which are uninterrupted yet distinguished. ]

Forgive my uncouth display. I simply failed to withhold my surprise at someone who is not a plebeian.
for_sake: (hmm)

[personal profile] for_sake 2026-05-30 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
( it's very lucky these are psychic forms because that guarantees an autofill simply while looking them over. enjoy having two filled forms returned directly to sender.

for some reason, the request form seems to be shyly tucked into the volunteer form. )
Requester Name: Yoshiki Tsujinaka
End Result Delivery Location: The hotel's fine
Plant Name: Watermelon
Plant Growth Environment: Warm location with a lotta space and soil that drains well
Plant Characteristics Description:
  • Round, tough, grown from a vine. Striped green rind, edible when cooked or candied.
  • Pink or red flesh with lotsa little seeds in it, mostly water. Sweet. Seeds black when fruit is ripe, white when it isn't.
Reference Memories: Minus four (4) points for invasion of privacy, doctor.

Helper Name: Yoshiki Tsujinaka
Dates Able To Assist: Evenings, whenever needed ( it's not like he's BUSY ) just let me know about a day before
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Familiarity with farming... and carrying stuff around
Desired Tasks: ( traces of a smothered reluctance to work lingers. after all: wanna eat? gotta work. ) Garden maintenance, whatever needs doing so long as it isn't too specialised.
Opted Out of Tasks: Anything that'll put me near sources of heat
shatteredlenses: Assassinesque (Assassinesque)

[personal profile] shatteredlenses 2026-06-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Luci's buddy reporting for duty!]

Helper Name: Ignis Scientia
Dates Able To Assist: Just let me know when.
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Chronomancer skills to 'reset' errors, accidents etc. Plant knowledge. Cooking knowledge.
Desired Tasks: Anything chronomancer skills may help with. Healing skills outside of chronomancer skills. Cooking. Plant knowledge.
Opted Out of Tasks: I don't think anyone wants a blind man doing actual construction. It seems counterproductive.
shatteredlenses: Time for Business (Time for Business)

[personal profile] shatteredlenses 2026-06-03 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Requester Name: Ignis Scientia
End Result Delivery Location: Greenhouse and/or the Crosby Street Hotel
Plant Name: as;lkdjfsdla;e

[Here the form seems--for lack of a better word--broken. Instead, the rest of it is replaced by memories, not of what plants Ignis would like to request, but ones he has knowledge of from his home world. The memories flip passed like notated pictures in an album before cutting off as if Ignis has realized just what he is doing.

If one is watching closely enough, they might even catch a "page" that has information on it about the strawberries Caelus is requesting. The information seems to match what Caelus has given, with minor changes due to them being grown on a different world.]

Pardon, that was a lot. Perhaps this might be better done in person. I know quite a lot about a number of plants from my world, both those which are eaten and those that would rather do the eating.

[Wait, what now?]

We may be able to use my knowledge to cross-reference any request.
shatteredlenses: Rags (Rags)

[personal profile] shatteredlenses 2026-06-19 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignis does check back in as requested and is impressed by all the work that has been done with the information he provided. He doesn't try to hide it either, so whenever Ratio comes back the impression will be loud and clear.

Much more carefully this time, in respect for all the work done and how quickly it was done, Ignis goes back and adds in details that were lost or incorrectly remembered--there really aren't that many--and then he adds a few more things that didn't end up with the memory dump before because of how he cut himself off.

Each new addition will be formatted exactly like the ones that Ratio did himself.

At the end, Ignis can't help but be pleased with all the work done, though he doesn't really feel as if he should take any of the credit himself.]

I hope that is more to your liking. It should be extremely easy for anyone to access now. You do excellent work.
fatedfinality: ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ (ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ)

[personal profile] fatedfinality 2026-06-03 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, it appears even here we're subject to forms to fill out and bureaucracy to keep things running smoothly.

Helper Name: Ardyn Izunia
Dates Able To Assist: Any
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Many
Desired Tasks: Something easy
Opted Out of Tasks: N/A

[ Malicious compliance, at its finest. ]
fatedfinality: ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ɢɪᴢᴍᴏs ɢᴇᴀʀs ɢᴀғғs ɢᴏᴏғs ((ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ) ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ)

[personal profile] fatedfinality 2026-06-29 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, it seems he played himself... Story of his life, really. ]

Weeding is something I'm well-versed in. [ Literally and politically. ] It's been a while since I hammered anything, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.
fatedfinality: ɪᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴜɢ! (A ʀᴏʟʏ ᴘᴏʟʏ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏʟɪ)

[personal profile] fatedfinality 2026-07-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good thing, isn't it? Exciting, even.
deathbecomeshers: ([Light Cone] 000)

[personal profile] deathbecomeshers 2026-06-06 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Busy as a bee you are. Do you ever sleep?

[ Tingyun grins as she picks up one of the helper forms.

Helper Name: Fugue
Dates Able To Assist: Any and all daylight hours
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Landscaping, gardening, tasks of medium physical exertion
Desired Tasks: Organization in terms of aesthetics, classification, and all other forms of paperwork
Opted Out of Tasks: I'll leave the muscle to the muscle
deathbecomeshers: ([Unlike a Floating Cloud] 006)

[personal profile] deathbecomeshers 2026-06-14 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ She laughs behind her hand, for while this blueprint does not have the power to grant her vengeance against a being who saw her as nothing more than paper doll to use and discard, it is undoubtedly charming. For surely in the mind of a genius, there was a blueprint to solve every problem. ]

How gracious of you. I would be very happy to provide it.

[ And so Tingyun sifts through the plans and—

Oh.

Oh no. This certainly will not do. Functional the greenhouse is, yes. Well thought-out, brilliantly so. But Doctor Ratio. Sir. A greenhouse is a little world tucked away from the rest of the world. It deserves to feel a little bit like a home.

So like in their shared dream before, she starts making adjustments. She preserves his meticulous detail to which plants should be located where and the quantity. But she substitutes the grid pattern for sweeping curved terraces. Tall plants line the walls to cover their brethren that require less light. Water features weave in and out where applicable. And a few benches appear here and there so people could just sit and bask in the greenery after a long shift of tending to the plants.

And while labeling stakes will suffice, surely they can offer a bit more than writing the names on wood in dark marker?

Quite pleased with herself, she mentally holds up the finished product over the murmur to await his reaction.
]
fmaj: (0x025)

[personal profile] fmaj 2026-06-13 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Johnny's response comes two weeks later than when it originally comes up. Ratio will technically know why that is, but that's only half the reason. The other half is that this gave Johnny something to do while on bedrest, and the sheer amount of bedridden boredom he was able to stave off by crafting a near-encyclopedic list per Ratio's form format that I personally am not going to fill out for each one because I don't hate myself that basically reads like an over-ambitious vegetable fruit, herb, and vegetable garden:

Sweet corn, onion (green, white, red), summer squash, carrot, beans (garden, provider, royal burgundy, pinto, lima), cucumbers, sweet pepper, pumpkin, okra, lettuces (romaine, buttercrunch, simpson, arugula, grand rapids, iceberg, bibb), spinach, radish, collard greens, cabbage, asparagus, peas, tomato (cherry, sweet, big boy), kale, broccoli, beet, brussel sprouts, peppers (habanero, jalapeño, banana, cayenne, anaheim) winter squash, celery, artichoke, kohlrabi, leek, swiss chard, cauliflower, eggplant, tomatillo, spaghetti squash, fennel

Watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, blueberry, strawberry, goji berry, fig, pomegranate, blackberry, raspberry, persimmon, peach, orange, lemon, lime, apple (granny smith, pink lady, gala, honeycrisp) grape, pineapple, cherry, mango, kiwi, plum, grapefruit, pear, papaya, dragonfruit, banana, coconut

Rosemary, garlic, dill, chamomile, lavender, cilantro, basil, mint, clover, oregano, thyme, mustard, lemon balm, parsley, chives, sage, tarragon, marjoram, ginger root

The whole thing might seem like a really greedy list...if he hadn't been the guy who put on free breakfast. The true motives probably speak for themselves without being explicitly stated.
]

Some of these you might not be able to do.

[It's a greenhouse, though, and they're all worth trying for.]

Can make you a fleet of sterile pollinator drones to help...when I feel well enough to sit at my computer to code 'em.
fmaj: (0x02D)

[personal profile] fmaj 2026-07-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, points? He earns points for this? Where can he spend them?]

Get around to it only when I can.

Private;
Haven't been able to sleep. Hurts to all fuck and back. Somethin' to either knock me out or take the edge off the pain -- know of it?

'Fore you ask: no signs of infection. No heat, pus, or redness. Just impossible to not lay on it.
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[personal profile] outofresets 2026-07-07 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[As Bart "fills out" the application, there's a lot of stopping and starting. Sometimes getting distracted mid-sentence. But he gets it finished, eventually.]

Helper Name: Bart Allen
Dates Able To Assist: Whenever. I literally have nothing better to do.
Useful Skills In Regards To Construction: Haven't done a lot, but I'm good at figuring that kind of thing out as I go. Give me instructions or an exact idea of what you want, and I'm good.
Desired Tasks:

- Scouting for seeds and cuttings would be what I'm best at. I'm good at scouting in general, and I know how to identify plants and what kinds of places I should be able to find them. At least, in theory. I just got here, so I still gotta get a lay of the place.

- Anything to do with fixing stuff or building stuff.

- Any kind of tilling or weed pulling.

Opted Out of Tasks: Should probably stay away from watering, and anything that means I gotta do a certain task at a certain time every day, cuz I'm not good at keeping track of that stuff.