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 1.  I ate too many cookies last night. But that's okay, because fun things are happening! I feel like I had more reccs for this post but it's like my brain has ceased to function, so if I missed something I assume I will mention it later. Writing has been going pretty well, I still have ten million and one too many things on my list, but whatever. That just means I love this fandom and aren't going anywhere anytime soon. 

2. Because Eames is a big, bulky, sexy mother fucker and I don't care what anyone says about his sartorial choices, he works it so hard and everybody needs to be reminded of this at regular intervals. And honestly, I don't think Arthur gives a fuck how untailored Eames's trousers are when he's standing around looking like this. 


 
3. omg Inception fandom, the response to my alien fic is just ridiculous. As if I needed any more reason to love this fandom, it is full of awesome kinky pervs who can get behind some tentacle sex that is full of feelings. <3 I'll be catching up on the comments there in the next day or two, but in the mean time, night_reveals is hosting the Tentacular Spectacular we were all talking about the other week. It's still a little bit WiP, but she's even translating a handy diagram of various kinds of tentacle, so if you have your own take on be-tentacled Eames or Arthur, head on over! I'm going to be doing a coda or two for the alien!eames fic for it myself. 

4. Everyone else does polls and I wanted to pop my poll cherry, and today I had a couple of things I wanted to talk about that make good poll questions so here we go, BE GENTLE WITH ME. 

When reading a wip, would you rather more frequent, shorter updates (1.2-1.4k), or less frequent, longer updates (3.5 k)

Shorter, more frequent
52(69.3%)
Longer, less frequent
23(30.7%)

I've been wanting to write some more meta but can't decide exactly what I want to cover. Do you have any preferences?

Meta about fandom (likely related to my thesis work on the writing practices of fandom)
31(44.9%)
Meta about Inception canon (ideas about dreamshare, character studies)
23(33.3%)
Meta about writing fic (along the lines of the thing I did about writing porn)
15(21.7%)

Anything specific you'd like to see written about/discussed?

Because everyone wanted ticky boxes and I know all too well how traumatising it can be, being forced to make decisions, I asked Lydia what I should put as a wild-card ticky box question. She said, "Is alien!Eames hot?". So here you go:

Yes
62(30.2%)
Yes
61(29.8%)
I can appreciate on an aesthetic level how awesome it is for him to have extra limbs with which to more thoroughly fuck Arthur into a quivering mess
63(30.7%)
What are you on, omg srsly
19(9.3%)

 
 

YOU HAVE NO IDEA, MON CHER

 Okay so I am hanging out here on the eve of my REBB posting with still like, three thousand words to write. To illustrate how I feel right now about this, in this gif I am the small boy and the REBB fic is Tom Hardy:


Right now though I am watching Glee with KT but it is BUFFERING LIKE DICKS, so I was reading my flist in the gaps. AND I HAPPENED UPON THIS:

Categorizing Normal by lexjamandme 

This is a fic about Arthur actually being Pubert Addams. Now, I don't know how many of you are familiar with The Addams Family, but this fic is fucking glorious. It nails the dry, dark Addams-style humour and the way it handles the concept is believable, if utterly cracky. Seriously, if this kind of thing is interesting to you at all go read it. I mean, just look at Arthur's response to Eames seeing his hair ungelled and wondering why he doesn't wear it that way all the time:

Arthur released a soft sigh. “When I was a baby I got very sick. For awhile, they didn’t think there was any cure. I did get better, but the curls upset my father and the dimples break my mother’s heart.”

This is so pitch-perfect Addams it hurts me. Even if you aren't familiar with that, if you like fics where Arthur is secretly kind of crazy but still awesome, check it out. 

ETA: THIS IS ALSO NOW A FFX (READ: AURON FANGIRL) PARTY POST. BECAUSE JUST WHEN I THOUGHT INCEPTION FANDOM COULDN'T BE ANY MORE FABULOUS, IT COMES OUT THAT THERE ARE HALF A MILLION AURON/TIDUS FANGIRLS UP IN HERE. IN CASE ANYONE  WAS IN ANY DOUBT THAT  INCEPTION FANDOM IS FULL OF THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE EVER.

ETAA: I MAY HAVE HAD A LITTLE TO DRINK.

Today We're Going To Talk About Freaky Shit


A not so well-known fact about me is that I fucking love horror. It doesn't come up a whole lot in fandom; I'm not good at writing it so I rarely incorporate it into my stories, and tbh I am mostly here for the love stories and bamfery and awesome porn. It's literally my biggest thing outside fandom though, if I weren't already writing my thesis on fanfiction it would be on the abject. WHAT IS THE ABJECT YOU ASK? Let me tell you in just a moment. persephone_il posted a story today that just hit every single one of my horror buttons and has me vomiting rainbows all over the place, because it's a perfect fusion of Inception with the kind of horror I love/everything I love about horror. You can find it HERE, but be careful to heed the warnings. 

TLDR; this led to talk about horror, body horror in particular, which happens to fall neatly into my favourite fucking thing ever to come out of my film studies: the abject. This post is basically going to be a bit of a ramble covering the basics of what the abject is, why I love it, and a few video examples. No seriously, rambly as fuck, so feel free to ask questions if I wasn't actually clear on the theory.

WARNING

Under the following cut and in the comments of this post there is going to be depictions and discussions of horror and the abject. I am talking graphic violence and gore, and extremely disturbing imagery. Please use your discretion if this kind of material is likely to upset or offend you. <3

 
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