[Soundwave is another one of those who doesn't address the telepathic network often. Unless it's important. This is important. Attempt #1 at trying to live a normal life.

Though rather than the giant mech, everyone will be greeted by the image of his cute avatar. Or Sonia as some would know her by. To keep up with the "normality", the voice coming through isn't a robotic monotone either. It's a young female monotone instead.]

Greetings. If it is not a bother, I would like some... help.

I've recently taken up cooking again after years of without practice. It was a short-lived hobby due to an... unforeseen development. [The girl's not going to go about the details. Not really the point of this.] But now I wish to revisit it again.

[For multiple reasons. Reasons being he has no idea what to do with himself here and is purposeless.]

As far as my knowledge goes, I am only able to bake apple pie and cookies. I wish to explore more than that... However, I do not know where to start. With that said, tell me your favourite dishes and food. It would aid me greatly to find a start somewhere.

I'm wondering if anyone is willing to assist me as well as I am only a beginner when it comes to cooking. I've... never cooked with fire before. [He needs a teacher or a supervisor, basically.] Your assistance would be appreciated.

[...]

Ah, perhaps I should find tasters as well.

[Or he could subject his friends to his experiments. Either or.]