not really any memorable context he just said that

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

curious

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

• Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

• Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

• They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

• Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

• When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

• Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page