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New Fic! Dry Tortugas: Day Three

Title: Dry Tortugas: Day Three

Author: crownglass39

Rating: NC17

Wordcount: ~3500

Pairing:McShep

Warnings: Contains Not Safe For Work Images!!!

Summary They’ve been camping at Dry Tortugas National Park for three days now. Rodney gets a little impatient. There’s sex and there’s sand and some blushing, oh and the Dick of Death.

This fic continues on from my Dry Tortugas series, but can be read as a stand alone.
Previous parts can be found here:

Dry Tortugas
Dry Tortugas: The Next Day

Disclaimers: Not mine. Please don't sue. If you do, all you'll get is a few pairs of old pointe shoes and and a dancing pole.

Notes: Cheerleading and alpha help provided by briar_pipe and beta done by my_lil_darlin. All remaining mistakes are my own.



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Fic: Stuck (adult)

Title: Stuck

Author: crownglass39

Rating: adult

Pairing: McShep

Wordcount: ~1000

Summary: John and Rodney are quite literally stuck together. They should have cleaned up before going to sleep. Silliness. Part of the Bad Sex Series.

A/N: Written for the sga_flashfic "Stuck on you" challenge. Reposting it here in case anyone that wanted to read it missed it.

Beta'd by Jude, although all remaining mistakes are my own.

Warning: There be slash ahead.

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Fic: pH

Title: pH

Author: crownglass39

Rating: Nc17

Pairing: McShep h/c, humor

Wordcount: ~1700

Summary: Maybe Rodney should come with a disclaimer “Sex with Rodney McKay could be hazardous to your health”. Part of the Bad Sex series along with Juiced, Double Whammy, and Oops.


A/N: Beta’d by Jude; God only knows what I’d do without her.

I’ve worked at one eye doctor’s office or another for over 11 years. When I was younger, I wanted to try to embarrass one of the doctors. I faked a phone call and said, “Hey Doc, I’ve got a patient on the phone who has semen in her eye and wants to know what to do.” Without blinking or breaking his stride, he advised, “Irrigate, irrigate, irrigate!” I miss that doctor!

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Fic: Doing It Together NC17

Title: Doing It Together

Author: crownglass39

Pairing: McShep

Rating: NC17

Wordcount: ~9100

Summary: “It was awful and wonderful and kinky and dirty, and best of all, they were doing this together.” Rodney never thought that he could trust anyone with his most guarded secrets. He was wrong.

Warnings: spanking, strapping, spanking with a belt. However, I worked hard to NOT hit my own humiliation squick.

A/N: Beta’d by Jude; however, as usual, I had to poke at this when she was done so all remaining mistakes are my own. Also, this fic can be blamed entirely on the outfit that Joe Flanigan wore to the convention in Australia in October, 2007. If anyone has a picture of the outfit and wouldn’t mind giving me permission to post it with this fic, please let me know. I’d be grateful.
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New Fic: Old Habits

Title: Old Habits

Author: Crownglass39

Rating: PG

Word count: ~1000

Summary: Rodney just found out what happened on that alien ship, and he’s not too happy about it. Episode tag for 4x05 Travelers.

Warning: Spoilers for 4x05 Travelers.

Author's Notes: I just wrote this quickly while I was supposed to be making dinner. The damn thing just kind of came to me and I wanted to get it down quickly. As a result this is unbeta'd.
All FB loved and snuggled. All flames are used to toast marshmallows.

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New Fic: Drip NC17

Title: Drip
Author: Crownglass39
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC17
Word Count ~2800

Summary: Post sex, John is fascinated by some of the strangest things. Rodney is happy to be a focus of that fascination.

Warning: dirty talk, if rimming bothers you, this probably isn’t the fic for you. Possilble squick warning for felching.

A/N: This story was originally beta’d by Jude, but then I had to go and poke and prod at it some more so all remaining mistakes are my own. I've been working on this fic for a few months now, trying to work out the hiccups. After a cocktail of mango rum and blackberry brandy last night I think it's finally finished. If you spot any mistakes, please let me know. All FB is welcome.

Losely part of the "Bad Sex" series with Juiced, Double Whammy, and Oops. Although I don't know if this is necessarily bad sex per se.

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Fic: Oops NC17

Title: Oops
Author: crownglass39
Pairing:McShep
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: ~1700
Summary: “Did you honestly expect to just slip in there?” Sometimes bad sex turns out pretty damn good.

A/N: I've had this half done on my hard drive for about 7 months now. beadattitude is having an utterly craptastic week and asked for some smut so I thought I'd pull this out and try to finish it. Consequently, it is un-beta'd. Hopefully, this is smutty enough because I don't know that I could get any smuttier.

Losely part of the "Bad Sex" Series along with Juiced and Double Whammy.

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Fic: Dry Tortugas: The Next Morning (fic with pics) adult

Title: Dry Tortugas: The Next Morning (fic with pics)
Author: crownglass39
Rating: Adult
Pairing: McShep
Wordcount: ~1600
Summary: John surfs, Rodney admires. Takes place the morning after Dry Tortugas.

Author's notes: Thanks again to Jude for the awesome beta. Any remaining mistakes are because I can't just leave well enough alone.

Also, this is for beadattitude who was having the kind of day that could benefit from some porn. I also wanted to thank adafrog for nursing me through my kitty woes and chevron17 for giving me the 'science division blue' idea.

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Fic:Pole Position NC17 part 1

Title: Pole Position
Author: crownglass39
Pairing: McShep
Wordcount: ~8400
Rating: Adult NC17
Warning: Blink and you’ll miss it spoiler for McKay and Mrs. Miller. 

Summary: Rodney is a man of many talents, some are a little unusual.

A/N: Beta’d by Jude, who puts up with far more shit from me than she deserves. I also owe a huge thanks to both lallybroch and beadattitude   for their hand-holding and wonderful suggestions. I will be the first to admit that I'm the whiniest writer ever.

Also, one line in this fic is blatantly stolen from beadattitude with permission.

I will be the first to admit that I'm the whiniest writer ever.

This is a sequel to my story Catch 22. Some parts of this story may make more sense if you read that first. 

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