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drifting in space for some reason.

@crow-in-space

idk just vibing. check the pinned post. (pfp by @the-ghoulish-foolish)

this is my blog. i post whatever and whenever. sometimes i reblog things.

info:

- call me jade

- pronouns: she/her

- i have high-functioning autism

- i support lgbtq+

- i like purple and green

- i think moths and pill bugs are pretty neat

- i like shiny things

- no politics here please and thank you

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

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Tag game!

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

alright, let’s see…

well I did say every Lalaloopsy was my kid now

...Does this mean I'm both Moon and Tom Birkin? Or do I have to pick?

Also funny story, I read the book independently then found out there was a film, THEN found out that Colin Firth (Bucephalus Hodge from Young Sherlock/Tommy Judd from Another Country) is in it. That man is EVERYWHERE in my niches (alongside James Wilby playing Maurice Hall in Maurice and Siegfried Sassoon in Regeneration lol)

No Pressure Tags: @breadbut3d @myarmsaretoolong @fully-embracing-my-autopsy and anyone else who would like to join

My doodle of Dorathea Von Raum from The Mechanisms... Beautiful... I WIN...

EYEVE SAID IT

EYEVE SAID IT MANY TIMES

THIS IS MEYE SON

Nobody else eye have no idea what you're talking about eyem his parent and the reason he is blue there's nobody else absolutely meye child

my children <3

(open tags, aka: whoever wants to join can join)