The Crazy Mind of the Jurpy Bird

[Marital Status] dating...and have been for nearly 2 wonderful years:)
[Shoe size] 7 of 8 depending on the shoe...
[Parents still together] yeppers
[Siblings] an older sister(she's single) and a twin rother(he's taken)
[Pets] I had a dog for about a year, then had to find a new home for her:(
FAVORITES
[Color] green or blue
[Number] 4
[Animal] dogs of course...
[Drinks] SEX ON THE BEACH!!! or Budweiser, which ever's available...
[Soda] Diet Coke
[Book] The Secret Garden or The Chamber...I know I know...2 totally seperate spectrums...
[Flower] daisys or peonies:)
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] who doesn't?
[Twirl your hair?] of course...
[Have tattoos?] not yet...
[Have Piercings?] yep, just the ears...and onle one earring in each.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no...I used to though
[Drink/Smoke?] drink, never smoked a day in my life...
[Like roller coasters?] sure I guess...but after FD 3...I am a little leary of them...
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] who doesn't?
[Want more piercings?] eh...not really...maybe another earring for each ear, but I won't die if I never do...
[Like cleaning?] depends on my mood...
[Write in cursive or print?] both...
[Own a web cam?] no, but I have a detachable microphoone that doesn't work:)
[Know how to drive?] that's all I seem to do other than work...
[Own a cell phone?] yea (who doesn't???)
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I work with computers and all homework has to be typed...so no...I'm always on here
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] nope
[Considered a life of crime?] not really...maybe when I was a kid
[Considered being a hooker?] how degrading...
[Lied to someone?] yep
[Been in love?] I am currently in love...and it's AWESOME!!!
[Made out with JUST a friend?] not that I recall...but we don't speak of ...Caroline's party with Farmer Hill Jack...
[Been in lust?] sure...who hasn't?
[Used someone] yep...
[Been used?] all the time
[Been cheated on?] yes...it's not fun...
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes, on complete accident...I would never kick someone in the nuts...
[Stolen anything?] yea
[Held a gun] yep, and I have pretty good aim too...don't I Matthew?:)
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] whatever's on sale...
[Current mood] bored and not sleepy...it's 12AM...I should be asleep...how sad is that....
[Current taste] what???
[What you currently smell like] Degree deod. and peony body wash from Bath and Body Works...it was $2!!!
[Current hair] cua hair clip...
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] Gangs of New York soundtrack
[Last book you read] umm...I can't remember back that far...
[Last movie you saw] Walk the Line:)
[Last thing you ate] a brownie I made the other day:)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My love:)
[Do drugs?] nope...unless you consider alcohol a drug...
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure...the universe is a pretty big place...
Remember your first love?] yes...he's getting married...
[Still love him/her?] not the way I used to, but he is a friend...whenever I get around to talking with him...
[Read the newspaper?] the funnies:)
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] who doesn't?
[Believe in miracles?] My cousin defied the odds of death...she was a miracle until God took her back...
[Do well in school?] yes, when I study...
[Wear hats] only Matthew's
[Hate yourself?] always....
[Have an obsession?] hehehe...
[Collect anything?] stress...
[Have a best friend?] yep
[Close friends?] of course...
[Like your handwriting?] only when it's legible...
[Care about looks] only my own...
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] hahahaha...Keith Larson
[First kiss] I think it was Matt Meyer...I remember where it was too...
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yeppers
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I'm with him now:)
[Are you a tease?] only to Matthew:)
[Too shy to make the first move?] I would have made the first move if Frank would have just given me Matthew's number...
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yep
[Bitch/Asshole] both depending on who you're asking...
[sarcastic] ask Robert...
[Angel] if I have the costume
[Devil] if I have the costume
[Shy] definietly
[Talkative] only to the voices in my head...

Okay, so it's been like a year since I've updated this thing. Sadly, I haven't got much to update about. I'm still working it at Walgreen's, I'm in school, I have a year left. I"m doing the ITP at Cinti State:) I'm still with Matthew...it'll be 2 years this May:) He and I are still talking about when we are married, but no hints of an engagement yet. I'm not trying to rush it, but let's face it, we all know I want it:) Oh well, when it's right it's right, right? Anyway, I'm done updating, I have homework.

Peace:)

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slo…

Okay, so here's the update...

I"m doing okay. I started school again for ASL...American Sign Language. I can make anywhere between $45 - $50/hour!!! Mind you, this is a 2 year degree...think what it';; be with a 4 year degree!!!

Matthew and I are doing well as usual. Things with us are progressing quite nicely. Although, he's starting to feel the pressure of engagement. EVERYONE is hounding him to ask me. I've told them time and time again that we're not in any hurry. My clock has a lot of time on it. Someone (I think I know who) has started telling people that Matthew and I ARE engaged. It's not true. we're waiting until we've graduate...unless we're like 30ish..so please, stop talking about it...you know who you are...

The family is doing okay. We're getting rid...take that back I AM getting rid of Emma. She's off to the pound. I know you probably think that's harsh, but you'd think the same if you had to run around town after her b/c your mom didn't chain her up in the back yard and if she ate your great grandfather's WW I Calvary hat...yes, she did that.

Well, I've got to run...time to study...I'll talk to you all later!!!

Two teenagers goin over 100 mph..
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were
on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,
he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die

Repost this if you really love some one enough to do this....

Hey guys and gals!!! I am doing a project at work and I thought it would be fun to let you all in on it. Just note that this is NOT mandatory, just a nice gesture that will be much appreciated. The projects reads like this:

"Stockings for Soldiers"
The holidays are coming and there are thousands of young soldiers both men and women who will not be home to celebrate with their families. I thought that in some small way we all might be able to make their holidays a little less drab. With your help, we can make Christmas stockings for those soldiers signed up at www.anysoldier.com . What they ask for does not cost much. Should you decide to donate money instead, we can use it towards shipping and phone cards for the men and women serving our country. Here is a general list of items you may want to donate:

body wash(no bar soap permitted)
shampoo
toothpaste/brush
deodorant
chapstick
foot/baby powder
baby wipes
Visine/eye lubricants
stationary
word finds and/or jumbles
comic books
q-tips
beef jerky
candy(nothing that can melt)
trail mix/nuts
crew socks
twinkies
Beanie babies or small stuffed animals for the soldiers to hand out to the small children

If you can help in anyway, we would greatly appreciate it."

The folks at work are wanting this done by Sept. 2, 2005 but it doesn't have to be this soon. Just soon enough for the men and women to have the stockings by Christmas. Please let me know if you would like to contribute so that I can pick this up and give it to the people at work who will be sending this stuff out.

Thanks a million!!!
Jennifer Waldmann

well, vacation went okay. it could have been better, but I was away from work for 2 WEEKS!!! hooray!!! anyways, once I figure it out, I'll post some pics of the beach!!! I love NC!! Well, I gotta run, working then a job interview then a night of drinking!!!

http://blog.myspace.com/16119171

this is my thing at www.myspace.com it's pretty cool..

Favorites:
[Color] green
[Number] 4
[Animal] I guess I should say my dog Emma, but she's a pain
[Vehicle] Chrysler 300...geek I know but it's awesome
[Flower] daisy:)
[Scent] honeysuckle
[Drinks] water, Bud
[Soda] Coke
[Book] anything by Nick Sparks
[Band] ...so many to choose from...
[Song] see above

Do you...
[Color your hair?] yes
[Twirl your hair?] of course
[Have tattoos?] not at the moment, but maybe if Matthew convinces me I'll get one
[Have Piercings?] Ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] hahaha, it all started in Mrs Borish's Latin class frosh year:)
[Drink/Smoke?] dont smoke, just drink

[Like roller coasters?] yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]OBX baby!!!
[Want more more piercings?] I'd like to repierce my tongue
[Like cleaning?] i have to be in a mood
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Sweat a lot?] in the summer
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] I drive approx. 3 hours every night
[Diet?] what's a diet?
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] :)

Have you ever...
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] nope
[Been in a wreck?] 1 week and 3 hours after I got my license, some asshole totaled my dad's work car
[Been arrested?] no
[Been in a fist fight?] yes when I was a kid...I got the crap kicked ooutta me by him
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] I came really close...
[Stolen anything?] hehehe, my dog's food and water dish:)
[Held a gun?] yes...it was so scary!!!!
[Drank?] should I even answer this?
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] no, but I never want to be as drunk as I was when I lived in Keeneland...
[Considered a life of crime?] nope
[Considered being a hooker?] nopers
[Cheated on someone? ] never have, never will
[Cried over a girl?] nope
[Cried over a boy?] yep
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] I love my cutie patootie
[Fallen for your best friend?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] not that I recall....but then again, do raves count?
[Been rejected?] of course
[Been in lust?] I think so, but then again, I was drunk
[Used someone?] no
[Been used?] hahahaha!!! by a fat cow and a spider boy
[Been cheated on?] sort of...he called it an "open relationship"...I disagreed
[Been kissed?] DUH
[Experimented with homosexuality?] who wrote this thing

Your:
[Current mood] bored
[Current taste] Diet Coke and snot...allergies are wonderful!!!
[Current hair] messy
[Current thing I ought to be doing] getting ready for work
[Current cds in stereo] otep and patsy
[Current crush] no one
[Current job] Sr. Cert. Pharm. Tech.
The last time...
[Last book you read] last Christmas
[Last movie you saw] White Oleander
[Last thing you ate] pop tarts
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my Matthew

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Nope...I've done them though
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] yes, it's annoying
[Play an instrument?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] are you serious?
[Read the newspaper?] Yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] I found Matthew didn't I?
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] of course
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] sometimes
[Consider love a mistake?] Nope
[Have a favorite candy?] Reese Cups
[Believe in astrology?] no
{Believe in magic?] no
[Believe in God?] yes
[Do well in school?] nope
[Go to or plan to go to college] scheduled for school this fall
[Wear hats?] I used to
[Hate yourself?] often
[Have an obsession?] being fat
[Have a secret crush?] no
[Do they know yet?] i have none
[collect anything?] no, is that American?
[Have a best friend?] Yes
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks?] yeah I suppose...no one wants to see me look like shit do they?...don't answer that

Love life
[First crush] hmm...it's been so long ago...
[First kiss] Matt M. in Elder's hallway(this is not my Matthew by the way)
[Single or attached?] attached
[Ever been in love?] Yes
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] his name is Matthew
[Describe your ideal significant other] Farmer Ted!!!(that's for you baby)

Juicy stuff...
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] yeah, like 4 weeks ago
[Are you a tease?] I used to be
[Shy to make the first move?] I don't think I've ever made the first move

Are you a...
[Wuss] yep
[Druggy] No
[Daydreamer] yes
[Freak] sure
[Dork] always
[Bitch/Asshole] ask my friends
[Brat] ask my parents
[Sarcastic] all the time
[Angel] hardly
[Devil]i canbe
[Shy] of course
[Talkative] god i never shut up
[Flirty] not really

Lately, I've been sad. I have no reason to feel this way. I have a great family, great friends, the world's most amazing boyfriend, a great job. Why am I feeling this way? What is wrong with me? All I want to do is cry. I watch sad movies, sad t.v. shows just to make me cry.