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swimming laps around a bottle of louis XIII;;

Title: Because He Would
Doctors: inuyashacooks & deixis_dyad!
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Spain & Romano, mentions of Prussia
Rating: uhh PG-13? R for Romano?
Warnings: language, stupidity, may be mildly offensive to Catholics
Summary: Never, ever click any link that Prussia sends you, especially if he's offering to "help you out." It may lead to this.
Note: -guest doc deixis_dyad!
-this is the product of brainstorming via IM. epic


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with my shades so dark and my ice so bright;;

Title: Axis Powers: Wedding Massacre (2/2)
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Character(s)/Pairing(s): ensemble (unfortunately); Germany/Italy, US/UK, Spain/Romano
Rating: i made a reference to that song that goes one is the loneliest number in this part.
Warnings: yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Summary: France and America are bored. Spain is having relationship problems. What better way to pass the time than to help out with a wedding? With that in mind, France and America seek to help by planning the AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC greatest wedding in the history of man.
Note: hahahahahahahahahahah no. as sed this be a sequel bitches


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i can be ya easy, anytime, clothing-optional girl, you can be my everyday do-it-good man;

Title: Axis Powers: Wedding Massacre (1/2)
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Character(s)/Pairing(s): ensemble (unfortunately); America, France, Spain, Romano, Germany, Italy, England, Japan; Germany/Italy, US/UK, Spain/Romano
Rating: The following program contains obnoxiousness, coarse language, and suggestive themes, and as such should not be viewed by anyone.
Warnings: really?
Summary: France and America are bored. Spain is having relationship problems. What better way to pass the time than to help out with a wedding? With that in mind, France and America seek to help by planning the AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC AWESOMEST MOST ROMANTIC greatest wedding in the history of man.
Note: what the fuck
oh also this is a sequel to Axis Powers: Wedding Massacre, i'm slightly too lazy to put a link, but it's somewhere on this comm IN THE WILD


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stop talkin' bout your boyfriend since he is not me, you drunk 'n' hot girl;;

Title: L'incendie à Londres
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Characters: France, England, Germany; mentions of America, Sealand, Japan; slight France/England
Rating: PG-16
Warnings: language, drunkenness, fucking epic storytelling that deserves a Nobel fizzacking Prize
Summary: France and England ditch a world meeting to get drunk and do epic stuff. Written by request for tupelo_thief, who makes me write the stupidest stuff XD Original prompt was "because of hetalia epiosde 41- France and England, drunkenness and city buses."

KABLAM


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even at the white house, we pull up at the back doors;;

Title: The Morning After: Viennoise, Pounding Headaches, and Jedi Mind-Tricks
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Characters/Pairings: Austria, Prussia, Hungary, Germany, Italy; Germany X Italy and slight Prussia X Italy
Rating: PG-13ish
Warnings: prolly some language & drunken antics; Germany's a Jedi master, whut?
Summary: The morning after Austria's birthday celebration.


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library books- to steal or not to steal?;;

Title: Some Days Are Dangerous
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Characters: Prussia, Germany, China, Austria, Hungary, Satan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, too much awesome
Summary: After an eventful morning, Prussia decides it's time to start his Day of Awesomeness. Ain't really a sure plan, but it has something to do with penguins, grilled cheese, and a battle with Austria, and may or may not end with Jail for Prussia.


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you're ridin' high in april, shot down in may;;

Title: Axis Powers: Funeral Party
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Characters/Pairings: Germany, N. Italy, S. Italy, America, US, UK, France, Japan + more; Germany X N. Italy, slight US X UK, implied S. Italy X Spain
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, severe stupidity
Summary: One day Germany collapses from overwork. The Hetalia gang jumps to conclusions as usual and assumes he's dead. Not surprisingly they do something stupid: instead of giving a traditional funeral, they attempt to give Germany a "going-away party."


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