TECHIES
we are rolling ten heads deep in crazy and thats so janky....
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on 12 September 2004 (#4509540)
Updated:
on 16 November 2006
Name:
rollin' ten heads deep in teching
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Moraga, California, United States
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THE TECHIE GOSPEL ETC:
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~su2bc/humour/index.shtml
that is so janky....
we are rolling ten heads deep in crazy!!
duke brain(s)!!! or whatever that things name was...
nations!
hubcaps!!!
im going to wrench you!
dust elephants!
stand by pig, pig go
i love his ears!
i want to do that too come here *smack smack smack*
you swear a lot. do you have tourettes?
carly, nose went and you have to tell him!
what? why me? he's my teacher...
two four six oh ONE!
im gonna go set myself in bed so i can strike myself in the morning
the fishbowl!
gobo!!!!
sue!
sue called me
we can blame lyle hitting his head on the roof and scraping off the paint on cat 2 SR on sue
hey, theres cardboard under my desk!
kathy lee, dale, god and sweet baby jesus.
nations baby.
i think i will just have sex with him to distract him...
is it raining?
woah, thats trippy i just turned on my fan....
dont you have school tomorrow?
what, school? no pshhh who goes to school?
you're not gonna have dinner tonight
no, its worse than that.
in about 15 minutes, i locked the gate, dragged it off stage, ran and made my singing entrance, came back, got an 80 lb toolkit from the parking lot, and fixed the brake. i was so born for this.
lyle is going to shit a brick. a big one. a golden one. yes lyle is going to shit a golden brick. b/c the only bricks that lyle shits, are golden.
JAVERT!
hahaha um i think its jean valjean
*turntable hasnt spun all the way around yet* cosette.....
*spoken*
do you hear the people sing?
singing the songs of angry men?
it is the music of a people
who will not be slaves again
when the beating of your heart
echos the beating of the drum
there is a life about to start
when tomorrow comes
do you hear the people fuck?
no, acctually i dont sorry...
damn bridge.
*mr peterson trying to pull it up* hahahaha
how do you spell home? C-P-A-C
grippa
god
i am so ANGRY!!!!
shut up lyle
why do you cuss?
its all carly's fault
carly?
what?!?
at the beginning, it was dark. and then god said standby light, light go. and it went. and it was damn sexy.
checking the grass...
checking the stairs..................................
yes jon, we all kno you just go home and play with your light bright
you cant hide it
oh dale, this is my mom, mom, this is dale
hi mom, you can call me jon, wait.......
maggot
genie
(why dont i have a nick name? come on people....)
button, curtain, kitten, burton, gotten
check it out....im cool hahaha
I swear, tie line has babies or something, because it seems to just reproduce all over the theatre...
--Terry Boero
You are an Electrician. You get the job done fast, are organized and get electrocuted often. Anal Rententiveness is your pride and joy. Its great what you get from a little anal scratching. Your tools. Yep, scratching your name on your tools.
What kind of theater technician are you? (With Photos)
brought to you by Quizilla
lo-dogg, t-money, magpie, dr.dale, KT and TK (dont worry, carly. we'll find you one)
the peppermills.... oh lord.....
wait, does that mean go? should i go?
Paulo and Pierre: Spencers two other personalities that come out while we tech. sooo funny.
duke braid (not brain lol) and watson yellow. jankified old 2-fers KT and i found.
stick out your tongue.... hmm, just like i thought....
the lock breaking on the gate..... 4 times!
the candles constantly breaking while they were lit, behind the turntable motor, right before i was supposed to set them..... oh boy.
signing lola's towel
*light falls off catwalks and hits the ground*
HEADS!!!
playing with the turntable after the shows.
eating the bread after every show
we literally work for bread and water.... literally.
getting the stupid actors to not turn the mics on and NOT go out the side door.....i dont like actors anymore. theyre too stupid. they complicate things.
techie gospel!
les mis songs! *sings master of the house*
do YOU hear the people sing?? damn right you do!
Carly: dude, you have to call heads!
me: but its only tie line....
D: oh but tina, tie line can kill someone if it falls on them. its so dangerous! how could you think of not calling heads for tie line!!!
Carly: shut up.
no! no more tie line! too many tie line babies!
darren put on more makeup than we girls do... easy on that eyeliner, kid! no more blush for you!
playing with the bells before the show. yey for Kyle and the bells!
where are my pants? i cant find my pants! (long story really....)
for gods sake carly, put some pants on.
lily braunfraun! AKA poohead
lyle? lylelylelylelylelylelyle??? (like the seagulls in Finding Nemo)
magic wrenches! we need more of those things.
benstein hating us. he's evil!
bobby. im involved with a guy named bobby
yeah, B-O-B-B-I!!!!
BABY RUTHS
hey ___, how ya doing?
still blind? yeah me too
*throws fritos at face*
...
good thing we surounded ourselves with land mines
COUCH
WHERE DID OUR COUCH GO???
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~su2bc/humour/index.shtml
that is so janky....
we are rolling ten heads deep in crazy!!
duke brain(s)!!! or whatever that things name was...
nations!
hubcaps!!!
im going to wrench you!
dust elephants!
stand by pig, pig go
i love his ears!
i want to do that too come here *smack smack smack*
you swear a lot. do you have tourettes?
carly, nose went and you have to tell him!
what? why me? he's my teacher...
two four six oh ONE!
im gonna go set myself in bed so i can strike myself in the morning
the fishbowl!
gobo!!!!
sue!
sue called me
we can blame lyle hitting his head on the roof and scraping off the paint on cat 2 SR on sue
hey, theres cardboard under my desk!
kathy lee, dale, god and sweet baby jesus.
nations baby.
i think i will just have sex with him to distract him...
is it raining?
woah, thats trippy i just turned on my fan....
dont you have school tomorrow?
what, school? no pshhh who goes to school?
you're not gonna have dinner tonight
no, its worse than that.
in about 15 minutes, i locked the gate, dragged it off stage, ran and made my singing entrance, came back, got an 80 lb toolkit from the parking lot, and fixed the brake. i was so born for this.
lyle is going to shit a brick. a big one. a golden one. yes lyle is going to shit a golden brick. b/c the only bricks that lyle shits, are golden.
JAVERT!
hahaha um i think its jean valjean
*turntable hasnt spun all the way around yet* cosette.....
*spoken*
do you hear the people sing?
singing the songs of angry men?
it is the music of a people
who will not be slaves again
when the beating of your heart
echos the beating of the drum
there is a life about to start
when tomorrow comes
do you hear the people fuck?
no, acctually i dont sorry...
damn bridge.
*mr peterson trying to pull it up* hahahaha
how do you spell home? C-P-A-C
grippa
god
i am so ANGRY!!!!
shut up lyle
why do you cuss?
its all carly's fault
carly?
what?!?
at the beginning, it was dark. and then god said standby light, light go. and it went. and it was damn sexy.
checking the grass...
checking the stairs..................................
yes jon, we all kno you just go home and play with your light bright
you cant hide it
oh dale, this is my mom, mom, this is dale
hi mom, you can call me jon, wait.......
maggot
genie
(why dont i have a nick name? come on people....)
button, curtain, kitten, burton, gotten
check it out....im cool hahaha
I swear, tie line has babies or something, because it seems to just reproduce all over the theatre...
--Terry Boero
You are an Electrician. You get the job done fast, are organized and get electrocuted often. Anal Rententiveness is your pride and joy. Its great what you get from a little anal scratching. Your tools. Yep, scratching your name on your tools.
What kind of theater technician are you? (With Photos)
brought to you by Quizilla
lo-dogg, t-money, magpie, dr.dale, KT and TK (dont worry, carly. we'll find you one)
the peppermills.... oh lord.....
wait, does that mean go? should i go?
Paulo and Pierre: Spencers two other personalities that come out while we tech. sooo funny.
duke braid (not brain lol) and watson yellow. jankified old 2-fers KT and i found.
stick out your tongue.... hmm, just like i thought....
the lock breaking on the gate..... 4 times!
the candles constantly breaking while they were lit, behind the turntable motor, right before i was supposed to set them..... oh boy.
signing lola's towel
*light falls off catwalks and hits the ground*
HEADS!!!
playing with the turntable after the shows.
eating the bread after every show
we literally work for bread and water.... literally.
getting the stupid actors to not turn the mics on and NOT go out the side door.....i dont like actors anymore. theyre too stupid. they complicate things.
techie gospel!
les mis songs! *sings master of the house*
do YOU hear the people sing?? damn right you do!
Carly: dude, you have to call heads!
me: but its only tie line....
D: oh but tina, tie line can kill someone if it falls on them. its so dangerous! how could you think of not calling heads for tie line!!!
Carly: shut up.
no! no more tie line! too many tie line babies!
darren put on more makeup than we girls do... easy on that eyeliner, kid! no more blush for you!
playing with the bells before the show. yey for Kyle and the bells!
where are my pants? i cant find my pants! (long story really....)
for gods sake carly, put some pants on.
lily braunfraun! AKA poohead
lyle? lylelylelylelylelylelyle??? (like the seagulls in Finding Nemo)
magic wrenches! we need more of those things.
benstein hating us. he's evil!
bobby. im involved with a guy named bobby
yeah, B-O-B-B-I!!!!
BABY RUTHS
hey ___, how ya doing?
still blind? yeah me too
*throws fritos at face*
...
good thing we surounded ourselves with land mines
COUCH
WHERE DID OUR COUCH GO???
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