Pair: Castiel-focus, Dean & Sam later, Balthazar. Gen (or various slashy hints if you squint, I suppose).
Warning: amnesiac!Cas, err... pure woobie!Cas & the awesomeness of rhinos. Also... language, some brief gore. A little angst with overall fluff.
Spoilers: If you've seen 6.3 "The Third Man," you're safe. It's pretty vague after that.
Note: Inspired out of a conversation with misstwi on Twitter, where a fic about Cas having a pet rhinoceros seemed mandatory. Because we're weird like that. I was going to be utterly cracky about it, but somehow this took a... completely different turn.
Relevant fanart below! \o/
Summary: "Is that... a rhino?" / "He's my friend," Cas says. "I've named him Babe."
Also, I should mention this is where a crossover with Good Omens starts. Mostly because I couldn't resist the idea of writing Aziraphale. Soooooooo adorable... <3 (You need zero knowledge of GO to follow along, promise!)
Warning: descriptions of gore, descriptions of murder, angst, dark/evil!Dean, swearing, Wincest, complete butchering of psychology (I didn't bother to research much about psychosis), dark AU twist to canon, spoilers for seasons 1-4.1, ummm... tread with caution? Massively fucked up.
Notes: For an anon request at spnkink_meme, inspired by this vid. Title comes from the comments on the youtube vid: "Whole thing was inspired by Henrikson's line in 2x12: 'Yes, I know all about Sam - Bonnie to your Clyde.'"
I may have claimed in the past that I'm not a Wincest girl, but wow, these two pretty much write themselves... no wonder they're so freakin' popular! (This was written in one night, and has not been beta-read. FIXED! YAY! Also, apologies for all the cross-posting...)
Request: Basically, Dean is a serial killer but Sam still stays with him because even though Dean does those things, he still loves him. I don't want it too dark- Dean loves Sam just as much, so no evil!Dean directed at Sam. He still is the Dean we see on the show... though he just kills humans on the side.
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