Birds of Power

cmon... lady luck!

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

to be honest I'm not terribly into ARGs as a concept since they tend to butt up against my dogmatic belief in death of the everything that I often summarize as "tweets aren't canon no matter what"

I'm not terribly into ARGs as a result of my belief that i ain't doing all that

sometimes I feel like you like standing next to the red barrel more than you like discussing secret passcodes with me

it started hitting some patois in the middle for NO REASON

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

the metanarrative of KH is nomura, through dilution, trying to find the right homeopathic dose of disney that will eventually allow him to spin off another FF7 style aesthetic vehicle while contending with the fact that disney actually does want disney characters in the disney game

nomura sending out collab requests for all the most human-shaped disney joints between bouts of slowly turning the dial that makes the shoes pointier and looking back at the audience to see when they notice like a guy who's found a lifesteal build that lets him stay on 0.25% health semireliably

that being said, love of donald duck feels like what this was all for

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

My research

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

Whatd you say

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Haha well as long as it doesnt happen again

Did you buy the rights to the second one

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout