hit the sack
eat a tic-tac
go off course
go ride a horse
hit the hay
girl you slay
break the ice
but don’t get lice

crunch

wrap

smash

pass

i’m placing my order on the mobile app

bitch

slap

wage

gap

i am a girl,

yeah

you want bread with jam??

or jam with bread??

well here’s a jam

like i said

i’m that girl you see

standing right in front of me

yeah im a spy got the grapple hook in hand i shoot it to the sky and blam blam blam

met this guy

he said i’m the apple of his pie

i dont even see the sky when i’m in laser tag, in places like

beat so beat like laser tag, this beat just feels like laser tag

OH

MY WORD

YOUR OPINION IS SO FRICKIN BAD IT HURTS

(like its the worst.)

small pond, small fish, big talk, SMALL DICK

but i’m like finding gucci in the goodwill bins.

Having a crush on someone is nice until you start losing your mind.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Oh my god YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALOT YOU’RE A HUMAN BEING, WE’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE UP SPACE AND NEED THINGS AND OH MY, EVEN WANT THINGS AND WOW, WE DESERVE THOSE THINGS AND I REALLY HOPE YOU STOP MAKING YOURSELF TEENY TINY AS POSSIBLE FOR WHATEVER REASON BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE AS MUCH IN THIS WORLD AS EVERYONE AND ANYONE ELSE IS. I love you, go drink some water and have a snack.

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

a kind reminder :)