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cheddarchaser

your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

scrumptiousangst

libertineangel

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

worlds-tiredest-girl

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

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nyxinspace

when the people in your murder sex hospital realize they can't die and just start fucking killing for fun

ollie2point0

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

scrumptiousangst

stuckinapril

august is the month we gently steer ourselves back in the right direction as summer comes to a close

stuckinapril

Emphasis on gently!!!

noahkahanblog

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!