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When I was getting my microbiology degree we had a scientist who ran a lab in China visiting briefly to collaborate on a metagenomics project, and our whole lab plus him went out to lunch and just in the natural course of conversation he happened to say to my PhD supervisor, "But you don't believe in evolution, do you?"

The whole table went dead quiet. Everyone, from the kid who was still getting his Bachelor's and doing a side project with us for the experience, up to our very successful lab supervisor/PhD supervisor himself, stared at the guy. We wondered if maybe this was a language barrier issue. There was a lot of gentle, polite "What do you mean by that, exactly?"

"Well, I don't see how a monkey could just magically turn into a person," he says, rolling his eyes.

So our entire bio lab, most of us students, had to explain evolution via natural selection to the head of a fucking metagenomics lab, from first principles. I knew that there were creationists in genomics, the guy who paid for the private version of the human genome project was a creationist, but being a microbiologist who doesn't understand evolution is like being a bridge engineer who doesn't understand gravity. Like how. Especially in metagenomics, the field makes no fucking sense without evolution.

Anyway he "believes in evolution" now.

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for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

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