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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Some gay screenshots for your viewing pleasure

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Image description: Two screenshots from the Kir'Shara arc of Star Trek: Enterprise, depicting the scene in which T'Pau cures T'Pol’s Pa'nar Syndrome with a mind meld. The first screenshot is focused on T'Pol’s face as T'Pau places her fingers on T'Pol’s psi-points; T'Pol appears relaxed and is leaning into the touch. The second screenshot is focused on T'Pau’s face as she melds with T'Pol. She appears focused and determined, but her touch is tender. End ID.

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Who wants to hear about my transfem egg reading of Malcolm Reed?

Here are my main points:

  1. Nobody knows anything about him, not even his family. He seemingly has no life outside his job. He just… never seems happy. This could be a result of his identity being wrong, incomplete, a shell. He is insanely repressed.
  2. Poor relationship with his family. His father had certain expectations for him (going into the navy) that he was unable to live up to, and he has this deep-seated insecurity and need to prove himself as a result (the incident with Hayes)
  3. He cannot hold down a romantic relationship; he has had dozens of girlfriends, as seen in Shuttlepod One, and seems to have respected and cared for each one, but none of them worked out. In E2, his alternate universe self dies alone.
  4. He is seemingly always trying to prove his masculinity. He gets into a fight with Hayes because he perceives Hayes as undermining him, and whenever he flirts with alien women in front of men it seems incredibly forced (Two Days and Two Nights)
  5. He is implied to be passively suicidal. He constantly tries to sacrifice himself for the ship.
  6. He has a crush on T'Pol, who is semi-canonically trans herself. This is the only romantic attachment that he has lasting more than a single episode or throwaway line. Could be gender envy.
  7. In Shuttlepod One, he insists on shaving his face while trapped in a tiny metal pod with only one other person, which he explains as wanting to leave behind a presentable corpse. Could be gender dysphoria.

Put this all together, you have a miserable, suicidal man whose identity seems to be completely repressed to the point of almost nonexistence, who couldn’t live up to his father’s expectations and feels chronically inadequate in his masculinity, who cannot hold down a romantic relationship but has a long-term crush on a transgender woman, and who insists on shaving even when he thinks he’s going to die in the void of space and never be found.

That, to me, sounds like someone who is trying to be a man because they don’t think they are allowed to be anything else. Someone who grew up to become a family legacy, a Son, rather than a person. Someone who still measures their worth by how well they perform. Someone who, if they did a little soul-searching, might realize that she was never a man at all. Someone who might find joy for the first time in being a woman, not a Son, not an Agent, not an Officer. Just a woman. Estrogen would have saved her, thank you for reading.

this one is my tag star trek star trek enterprise star trek: enterprise enterprise ent Malcolm reed Transfem headcanon Transgender analysis media analysis character analysis I have a headcanon for what she would name herself too: Phoebe I think she would come out by sending out an incredibly dry professional memo to the whole ship That just says ``The lieutenenat formerly known as Malcolm Reed has changed her name to Phoebe Reed and will be referred to by she/her From now on.`` Its tacked onto a memo about a weapons upgrade so it takes a good few days for word to spread Shes more pissed that nobody reads her weapons memos than that a few people misgender her in the meantime
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Image Description: A screenshot of T'Pol and Trip from the episode Bound. Edited into the photo is a screenshot of an answered tumblr ask, which reads as follows. Anonymous asks: “Your crush is blond? LOL loser”. @permanently-stressed answers: “I’M AWARE IT’S QUITE TRAGIC”. End ID.

I saw a Dragon Prince version of this and just had to.

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Instead of celebrating my birthday this year, I have decided to celebrate Star Trek: Enterprise 1×22 Vox Sola. All hail the Cling Wrap And Elmer’s Glue Monster That Absolutely Does Not Look Like Any Kind Of Bodily Fluid.

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[Image Description: Jonathan Archer covered in a sticky white fluid, suspended by thick, wet ropes of that same fluid. He is making an open-mouthed, comical expression. \/End ID]

Happy 20th birthday, you bizarre little bottle episode.

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Hello everyone I just had a terrible Thought.

So. Mindmelding is very much allegorical gay sex in Enterprise, yes? And Surak’s Katra has been kept alive for ~2000 years in various Vulcans’ heads, being passed along by mind-melding, yes?

If we take both these things into account, Surak can technically be classified as an STD. Discuss

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[Image Description: A screenshot from In A Mirror, Darkly depicting Mirror T'Pol pinning Mirror Hoshi to the wall. Hoshi has a knife, which T'Pol is attempting to wrestle from her. They are staring at one another, and Mirror Hoshi is smiling. In the bottom right corner of the image, the Live Slug Reaction picture has been edited in. \/End ID]

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[Image Description: A screenshot from These Are The Voyages, depicting Shran and Archer staring at each other while Riker sits in the background, observing them. A box has been edited around Riker’s head, and it is labeled: “Live Riker Reaction”. \/ End ID]

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