Constantine Movie Fan Fiction

This comm is dead silent. Time to give it some life!

Title: Demons 101 (1/?)
Word Count: 3,041 words
Rating: Mature (violence, not too explicit. Yet.)
Canon: Constantine, post movie
Disclaimer: Warner Bros, Vertigo, etc, you know the drill.
Characters: Balthazar, Ellie, mentions of everyone else
Summary: Balthazar finally pops out of Hell only to feel like the absent father come home at last. His office has been rearranged, his favourite armchair is gone, and the only secretary he can find is a prostitute.
Xposted @ ashen_wings

LINK: And since it was the demonic equivalent of ‘back home’, it was a lot like going back to live with your militant, Jesus Freak parents and never being allowed to leave, ever. Plus, torture.

Title: Five Things That Never Happened to the Arch-Angel Gabriel, the Left Hand of God
Author: prurient_badger
Rating: PG-15
A/N: Fic for alliante, who encourages me in everything.

(Gabriel files down the stumps of its wings, buys a suit, and a media conglomerate.)

Hey Everyone! I'm aconst and I have just made a new Constantine Community and I was hoping that maybe you guys would want to join ;D. There's the Link -> lies_between Thanks I hope you all join =P. Love Eli xx

As promised, the final chapter of this fic...

+J.M.J.+

The Smoke of Satan in Your House

by "Matrix Refugee"

Rating: PG-13 (Language)

Warnings: Nothing aside from Constantine's mouthiness...

Chapters: Prologue: The Scent of Evil,
Chapter One: Contractors and Commissions
Chapter Two: Under the Floorboards,
Chapter Three: Creeping Around the Basement
Chapter Four: Nipping out for Supplies
Chapter Five: Eviction Notice
Chapter Six: Cleaning House

**New Chapter** ( Epilogue: Locking Up )

Finally got this damn thing typed up... Hopefully I'll have the last chapter up by the end of the weekend; that's gonna have some "DVD Extras" in it, as it were.

Title: "The Smoke of Satan in Your House"
Rating: R in later chapters (Demon slash, violence)
Summary: When a crooked bishop threatens to close a historic church in his floundering diocease, the Church's least faithful son may be the only one to prevent a worse calamity. In Progress
Chapters: Prologue: The Scent of Evil,
Chapter One: Contractors and Commissions
Chapter Two: Under the Floorboards,
Chapter Three: Creeping Around the Basement
Chapter Four: Nipping out for Supplies
Chapter Five: Eviction Notice
**NEW CHAPTER** Chapter Six: Cleaning House

I actually managed to update this within a reasonable amount of time. Hopefully, I'll get Chapter Six up within a week...

Title: "The Smoke of Satan in Your House"
Rating: R in later chapters (Demon slash, violence)
Summary: When a crooked bishop threatens to close a historic church in his floundering diocease, the Church's least faithful son may be the only one to prevent a worse calamity. In Progress
Chapters: Prologue: The Scent of Evil,
Chapter One: Contractors and Commissions
Chapter Two: Under the Floorboards,
Chapter Three: Creeping Around the Basement
Chapter Four: Nipping out for Supplies
**NEW CHAPTER** Chapter Five: Eviction Notice

Chapter Four has been edited to add a missing "Literary Easter Egg".

Okay, this is the first story of the 12 story challenge I was doing. I'm SO nervous. I'm very self-conscious about my writing. I'm hoping to get some honest, critical feedback from you guys. I really need it. If it sucks, tell me and I'll stop before I finish the other 11. Well...here goes nothing.

Title: Addicted
Author: fallen_ember
Pairing: Chastine
Rating: PG-13 ish...I guess
Summary: A pretty short ficlet inspired by Kelly Clarkson's song 'Addicted'. An internal monologue from John about his young apprentice.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Constantine. Don't own Keanu or Shia. Wish I did, but I don't. I don't own 'Addicted'. The lyrics belong to Kelly Clarkson. Not mine. Think that's about it for all that stuff.

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It's been so long since I updated this, I was worried some of you might have lost track of this (plus there are probably some new people who'd like to read what's gone before...), so I did the right thing and posted links to the previous chapters, as well as the new one:

Title: "The Smoke of Satan in Your House"
Rating: R in later chapters (Demon slash, violence)
Summary: When a crooked bishop threatens to close a historic church in his floundering diocease, the Church's least faithful son may be the only one to prevent a worse calamity. In Progress
Chapters: Prologue: The Scent of Evil
Chapter One: Contractors and Commissions
Chapter Two: Under the Floorboards
Chapter Three: Creeping Around the Basement
**NEW CHAPTER** Chapter Four: Nipping out for Supplies

Cross-posted to constant_hell

If this is not allowed, I'm sorry to impose, and and delete without hesitation.

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Title: Unfair
Author: b_c_draygon
Pairing: Chas/Constantine
Rating: R (to be safe)
Categories: Triple Drabble
Warnings: Only for swearwords.
Spoiler: Yep, there's ... quite a big spoiler for the end of the movie
Summary: Um ... I can't give a very good one without messing up the end of the movie ...
Author comments: Please be gentle, this is my first time posting in Constantine community. Oh, and this might possibly turn into a longer fic, maybe - thanks to the alternate ending on the DVD. Let me know what you think about that ... (Sorry for the fake-cut BTW)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. Except one copy of the two-disk DVD

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Cross posted all over.