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19th-Jul-2015 05:20 am - Day 147 (Audio + Text)
runsonbatteries: (Then Steve ripped a log in half)
CALLING: STARK, ANTHONY

Assuming all of you remember back on Aqada when we had Russian blasting on the sound speakers. It was all ominous, for a while? Like being immersed in a Joseph McCarthy fever dream after watching Dr. Strangelove?

Right. Me and two very lovely assistants tried to stick a pin in the source, which unfortunately, we didn't get. Little hitch with a planar anomaly happening between Aqada's universe and another one--think of it like a wormhole.
[No audible change in his tone there, though there is an unnatural break in the current of his word vomit.] Or a shortcut between space and time. The foreign signals were coming in through that, and then hiding inside the local frequencies from Aqada's towers.

The good news is we figured out something with the numbers. ...If one of you would like to chime in, at any point.


What, it is my turn now?

Unless you'd rather pass it over to Bucky, or my imaginary friend. Or just Bucky. That'd be good.

[A bit of an impatient sound is heard. That's Bucky. He identified the numbers that 'don't count' which lead to the realization that they're coordinates, not a message. But he doesn't want to explain anything in this message, assuming these two could handle it.]

Good point. They are places. Locations. Coordinates. Some numbers, they are distractions, do not count. Some actually mean something.

Pipe up, Bucky, you're being recorded.

[Silence.]

Because no one understands neolithic grunting.

[Bucky kicks Tony's chair over and addresses their third member.] Send out the coordinates, Niko.

FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org

17 1 8 | 10 42 12
2 4 6 | 20 4 8
29 15 19 | 16 23 42
3 2 1 | 06 15 04
0 9 21 | 15 1 15
44 11 43 | 22 24 19
33 11 22 | 04 02 09
48 4 8 | 1 10 1
20 16 13 | 2 22 22
17 19 23 | 30 33 30
6 8 29 | 6 9 42


[A couple seconds after Niko sends the text, Bucky doesn't waste time wrapping this up.] The coordinates meant nothing before. But on this planet, they point to these locations.

[Bucky now sends a text of his own.]

FROM: barnes.james@cdc.org

Tchirozerine, Niger
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Libya
Gulf of Guinea
Congo
A section of road in Strada Valea Cernei, Romania
Algeria
A parking lot in Pellerin, France
Algeria, near the border of Mali
Sudan, on the edge of the Saraha desert
Delta, Nigeria


[To Tony, mainly:] Are we done?

[A sharp hiss of air being drawn into lungs and then Tony's voice:] What Binky said. Those of you that came from earth--one of the many earths--this should be looking very familiar by now.


[OOC: I forgot to make a note of this late last night, but everyone feel free to thread-jack and hop around to discuss things with other characters, if you want. Spread the ideas and the CR!]

13th-Jul-2015 10:41 pm - TO: ALL | SUBJECT: TIME FOR A CHANGE!
knifetype: (GO AWAY)
[ This entry is in full audio, and comes with a transcript. Why? Because whoever's alerting all of the the Neheda crew's devices speaks at a really high speed. ]

ALRIGHT LOSERS, listen up! First of all I'm promoted to officer to this crew which means everyone who ever said that I couldn't make it gets to eat their words like right now. Second, I'm gonna be running this crew for a while, and you don't have a choice but to listen to me, and the first thing we're doing is fixing this sad mess of a crew by moving people around and actually work you to do your real job! You've been so protected all this time it's a wonder you got anything done so from now on I'm moving a bunch of you off your current teams and if you've got a problem with the choice feel free to quit at any time so we can collect your retirement fee.

Here's the list!

OOC CUT for length. )


Did you get that? Good, 'cause I'm not repeating it and this comes with a transcript anyway so you can just read off that and figure out where you're supposed to go and ohhh yeah there's something else.

Warriorhead and Armada are retired. PSYCHE! Just kidding, they finished their contract, they had a very short one all things considered so now they're starting a new life somewhere else or something, I don't really care. They're gone. To commemorate their leaving, I've decided with my official powers to disintegrate one of the teams and replace them with a new one. Say goodbye to Orange, say hello to YELLOW! I love the color yellow, if you don't like it you can keep it to yourself.

And finally, click this link and log in. That's an order.

This is so much fun we're gonna do so many things together you're gonna love me, bye!
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