listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.
this is why i’m absolutely throwing a tiny birthday party for my plush possum Turnpike in two days bc august 18th is her birthday. she’s gonna be 1
happy birthday Turnpike!!
hi, I didn't know if this post would matter to folks, and then i got on this morning and saw that people actually had this post cued for yesterday. you made me very emotional so thank you for that. 🖤 on Turnpike's third birthday this year, we took her to the amusement park! four dif friends drove, flew, and rode across country to do so.
we had so much fun I only managed one picture in front of the carousel. happy third birthday, Turnpike!!
Unfortunately my wifey and I are sick for Turnpike's birthday this year. We tried to get everyone together to party this year again but it just wasn't in the cards for 4. BUT Turnpike understands, and she's well loved all year round. Happy 4th, baby!!
HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY!! We took Turnpike out for ice cream! another quiet birthday this year because we have other things to take care of. Turnpike says she loves you all. Brighter days are coming. 🖤
y’all took off with the other post though it wasn’t finished 😭 very thankful for the love however
here’s the finished thing
ask our AI ass—i cannot overemphasize how much i will not be doing that
I have this saved on my phone permanently
When your OC starts talking to you in your head that's the good part that's supposed to happen. Embrace
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
