community 101

you all small of assrape.

COME ON PEOPLE! 

Let's make some noise! Get community101 up and running again, bitches.

The below was inspired by Eminem, a very inspiring rap artiste. Actually, I really quite like Eminem, his good stuff. Not the stuff where he's like oh fuckity fuck I love to have anal sex with women and now here's a rap to describe how much I love it etc...how about I tell you all what I do with my penis! Yes, I do not like those. But don't you think that Hayley looks like him? He is good, and I even admire him for rapping about that kind of penis talk. Because he is kkkeepin' it real.

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Well I hope you all know that I fucking don't want to be analysed. I know perfectly well everything that the above post has intended. I know what I am thinking and I know what you are thinking. But I can't stop it now, CAN I?

Here is it: this is my reaction to my impending homecoming to Australia. I am anxious and I want to change. So I will and I won't fucking let anyone get in the way of it. I wonder.

Can everyone believe that Nicholas Aden has not eaten Turkish Delight? What a poor boy. I say we set up a Save Nick Aden Fund where we sit around at my house on the 4th of Feb eating loads of Turkish Delight and drinking wine. I don't bloody care if you don't drink wine, you're going to learn to drink it and learn to love it! If not, we'll feed you some kind of beverage. Otherwise just send $2000 (US) to *a couple of numbers I can't remember* Wood Valley Court (or something) Lexington...Kentucky...etc. Zip Code and etc. Just send it to me then, and I'll pass it on to Nick.

I have been talking to Fraser, the poor lamb, who has been marooned in Warnambool for the week. I find it saddening to believe that he is so bored that he has to text moi for amusement. But I'm slightly touched at the same time. I feel like baring everything, some kind of "shedding le baggiere" type thing...I don't really care if you want to read into whatever comes out of my head next...I am on a typing binge.

O Stacey.

 

I just relaised that the community101 has had a post in a while and if we're working up to make it some sort of cult we need to do it more!!!! CULT  TO THE MAX!!

We should advertise, search random livejournals and comment about community101!

Anyway on to other things we have to all do something in the coming weeks, another camping trip? Movie night? Play dodgem trollies? Invest in some sheets from the salvos and walk down the street as ghosts trying to spook out random people? Go trick or treating in our superdoopa costumes on friday? lol, that would be funny

 

cyas all!

GOING CRAZY!!! NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE wat is every body doing?!?!?!
see u soon?
or at the show?

i dont know...

another day!?!

HELLOOOOOOO MY FELLOW COMMUNITY101ERS!

I am extremely excited to see that there are/have been rambling nonsensical posts in the potentially fabbity fab community!!! This makes me excited indeed.

Anyhoo.

I had a thought about the new reformed community101. We should make it have some kind of cause. You know, like The Protection Of Mouldy Cheese Incorporated. That was the first thing that came to my mind, so I do apologise if it's not that great.

Anna just came over to my house people and she lluuuuuurves the dawg. And Steven likes him too. WHAT THE HELL?!?!? OMG dogs so suck. I don't get it.

Anyways, back to the community. I'm trying to upload this picture but obviously it's going to take a REALLY LONG TIME because my computer is SO SLOW.

never mind they are done!!!

dudes. this is our new idol. his name is sammyuel. you add him to your interests. we make a cult. i shall make a banner. we will promote him in every community we are in and then...*inserts something really cool*

yeah. what do you think? meh. just a thought i had whilst wading through puddles of dribble in mein mind.

camping tomorrow...
ok ill be tehr around 3:30 or 4:00,
i am taking...

food
water both for myself
tent
sleeping bag
pillow
toilet paper
spare clothes
chair, a good one
torch, with extra batterys if i can find some.
camera
notepad and a pen and pencail
my flip flops...
and tahts it i think....
good bye

ok i ahv decided to join this community and make many pointless posts...

anyways its a sucky monday , they always suck dont they.
hehe, i am sooo funny... well im not i know im not but its nice to think ur the things u want to be right...
ethel rang laura or something this morning she was all excited.
the movie ngiht was some nights ago and was very fun... loved it... good movies good compony or how ever u spell it

that reminds me holidays very very soon, we should go camping guys!! or something movie night, or maybe a little party/shingding or something yay...

*daydreams*

and then u guys can jam out the back of place and we can hav a bbq and hav lots of fun and... yea....

*continues to daydream*

anyways hockey grand final dinner was good, had some fun talked to jordyn and emma a bit.

and then some other day the morning after the movie night, rhy got a bit sick poor him he is alright now i think and then me and emma watched the rest of a move, rhys ahd gone home and then we went down the street and then we went to may park and played ont he swings then we went back to my place and listened to magic dirt she loved it, and played air guitar and drum... all in all very fun then she had to catch the bus home... a fun weekend all in all...

then thats about it... really...

bi bi alll take care and ahv fun

You know what suse..

I think that with all of our quirkyness and wit combined, we could really do something shibby with this community. Considering it seems rather beyond the grave. No offence :D

Hows the weather these days??

baha sorry i couldnt resist..

Holla

What time were you born? My mum can't remember

If you were a tree, what kind would you be? Willow

What is your favorite city? Paris

Would you rather see the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben? HAHAHA SEEN EM BOTH. Eiffel Tower so rocks more.

If you were to study a second (or third) language, what would it be?: Spanish, the language of sex.

Would you rather spend the day at the End of the Oregon Trail Interpretive Center or the Oregon History Museum? Oregon History Museum.

Would you rather go bungee jumping or parachuting? Parachtermooo.

If you desperately needed money for college and your only option was the armed forces, would you choose the army, navy, or air force? Army, you sexy army boys watch out.

You are Chuck in "Cast Away". Would you open that last package? FOR SURE. WIIIIIIILSOOOOOOON!!!!

You have a choice of traveling by canoe or water bike on the Columbia. Which do you choose? Canoe

What musical instrument do you wish you could play? Guitar, Cello.

Would you rather attend a Barney concert or play Pokèmon all day? GIMME GIMME BAARNEEEEEY

Would you rather attend a math or social studies conference? SOCIAL STUDIES.

You must study a medical profession in college. You choose surgeon or ER doctor? ER Doctor, hellooooo sHANE WEST (have youse watched ER lately???? he's on there!!!)

You have the opportunity to speak face to face to an actor/actress whom you don't particularly like. What do you say? Hi, bitch.

You must get either your belly button or eyebrow pierced. Which do you choose? eyebrow...mmmmm brow.

Summer boredom is really catching up to you. Do you listen to music or watch TV? BOTH A LOT< EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT SUMMER DICKHEADS>

You must get a tattoo. What is it of or what does it say? it is of an avocado and a tub of sour cream, my favourite items to purchase from the supermarket.

Would you rather swim in a (clean) lake or pool? lakey pool pooly lake. such a choice. can't say, anyways, just give m e half half.

You are given a camera and told to photograph your day. Are the majority of your pictures of people or things/objects? people, but not posing people. the kind of people that are just caught in the act of doing.

You enter a store. Do you go left or right? right.

You must dye your hair hot pink or bright red. Which do you choose? either would make my skin look terrible, but i think red to accent my freckles and red nose. i'm rudolph's half sister. my dad was a reindeer, my mother, as you know, a human.

Would you rather watch FOX, NBC, or WB11 for the news? poo you

Your senior pictures are scheduled. (Next Thursday, 9 am) Do you choose to have them taken indoors or outdoors? huh?

You are getting married. Do you choose to have the event take place in a church or the outdoors? outdoors

Would you rather travel to Germany or Africa? africa.

You are stranded on the side of the road. Do you hitchhike, walk, or take the bus? walk until a hot guy comes along

You must participate in one leg of a triathlon (run, bike, or swim). Which one is it? bike

Where would you like future Olympic games to be held? my backyard

Would you rather be extremely hot or extremely cold? cold

You buy hand lotion. Is it scented or not? don't care. nothing matters.

You want to see a movie with friends. Would you rather go to a drive-in or the same ol' theater? oooh drive in

You must put together a puzzle. Do you choose 2,500 or 5,000 pieces? arr puzzles me hearty aren't the way they used to be

Would you rather spend the day with Cookie Monster or Big Bird? big birdie

The only jobs you could land for the summer are at McDonald's or a gas station. Which do you prefer? oooh carwash carwash. gas station perlease.

You are given $30. What do you do with it? hahaha i was given that much ages ago. i would leave it lying around in my room and stick it under a heavy object until i really wanted to use it. it'd have to be dusty too.

And finally, the oh-so-popular question of: You are stranded on an island. You can have one thing, but not another human. What do you choose? canoe, which i can successfully row back across to the mainland which is handily just two metres across the water.