In the past I have always dreaded being invited to one of Charlotte's "things". They suck/smell/suck some more.
But now, I should, nay: MUST get myself an invite to her quickie wedding and baby showers. As Mel has said it will be like watching a train wreck in slow motion, and I am SO EXCITED.
And don't get me wrong. I don't hate her. I just really don't like her and how often can you get a front row seat for this shit!!!
And I must see this dude whos's been stupid enough to stick his penis in her ( or alternatively, a turkey baster). I'm sure he smells like meat sauce and wants to run screaming from her, but knows not how.
But we all know what this means right?
-She'll have to watch her damn baby and stay in one place (preferably far away)
-She will hopefully no longer wear shirts that show her "treasure trail" ::shudder::
-Kimba will finally have some competition, and inevitably eat the baby.
I'm so excited for things to come!!
me1izz1e: did you get a call from charlotte recently?
MandaBareable: did YOU get a call from charlotte?
me1izz1e: yes
MandaBareable: HAHAHAHAHA
me1izz1e: saying "hey misaaoooo. im calling to tell you im coming home in august yay! call me back or i'll bug you later."
me1izz1e: wtf
MandaBareable: I FORBID YOU TO SEE THE HARPY!!!
MandaBareable: and whatever rancid meat smelling boy she brings along
me1izz1e: i have no intention on answering her calls or seeing her
me1izz1e: infact, when she calls the house i have told my parents that "i am not here"
MandaBareable: You are a smart young woman, who rightly fears the harpy and her meat smelling companions
me1izz1e: yes ma'am i am
I cannot believe that crazy bitch is coming back again. AGAIN. She just can't stay away! Is there even anyone here that wants to be around her? I mean REALLY!