whateverrrr

i post about #meeeeee way too much

us tv: reviewed 

queen

To cats and dogs we are the closest things to gods on the Earth. We care for them, house them, manifest food at will, keep them medically well, and ask for almost nothing in return. We also lack fur, their outermost layer. I would like to present my theory: God has no skin.

Shorty

turn it around and let me see something

now shake it a little ‼‼‼

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Hi! I’m New York’s mayor Zohran Mamdani. For too long New Yorkers have been forced to pay increasing fares for journeys to the land of the dead. I’m here to change that. I pledge to make transit on the river styx fast and free so across the 5 Boroughs people can have quick and affordable passage into Hades.

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

She split on my pea till I ham soup

yeah this probably deserved to be a zero note post

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

I didn't know that non-existent page links on wikipedia were red and for a moment I lived in a world where bergen fish soup was transphobic