There’s something so hot about picturing Hollanov jerking off over each other really early in the hookup era. Ilya trying to convince himself he feels nothing even though he’s jerking off to a freeze frame of Shane on his TV- some sweaty post game interview where he’s wearing a backwards cap and his under armor is clinging to his biceps and Ilya moans his name and cums all over his fist.

And then there’s Shane, fucking himself on his dildo stuck to the shower wall and desperately lost in it, muttering ‘harder’ and ‘fuck, Rozanov’ way before Ilya’s ever fucked him.

The post nut clarity hits both of them like a fucking train but it doesn’t stop them from doing it all again the next night. and the next, and the next…

Go see what he’s crying about 💛 on x & bluesky

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Ilya’s fine man

established hollanov | secret relationship | relationship reveal (1/?)

I just think if Ilya is confident about anything, it's his body. That includes his hairy nips and trail.

And not that he'd change anything for a guy he sleeps with a few times a year ....

But he cares, in some roaming way his brain won't let his mind settle right on top of, about what Hollander thinks.

Why?

Because no thank you to that question, that's why.

And Hollander keeps everything above the waist smooth, and does he want Ilya to be smooth too?

And the sex is SO GOOD, so he's genuinely not thinking about this with the front of his head.

But it lingers at the base of his skull, pricking at the back of his jaw, lodging itself like a sesame seed fixed between his back teeth.

And the sex is still GOOD and more and more often they're letting themselves stick around after.

And then,

in the after glow,

Ilya taking big breaths just to watch Shane's head on his abdomen rise and fall:

"It tickles," Shane giggles coyly.

"Doyoulikeit?" tumbles out of Ilya before he can scoop up the words and stuff them back into his traitorous mouth.

And Shane answers with a pointed lick up his happy trail, keeping eye contact. He plants a small kiss on Ilya's belly button.

Ilya smirks down at Shane, face giving away nothing, running his fingers greedily through Shane's hair.

But the seed dislodges.

Luca raising himself up on his knees and turning around in his seat on the airplane to ask Ilya something, while the rest of the plane is mostly asleep, only to come face to face with Shane and Ilya looking like two deer in headlights, staring at him wide-eyed, Ilya two fingers deep in Shane's mouth and body curled around him. Luca slowly turning back around and lowering himself down in his seat, whatever he meant to ask completely forgotten, face flushed, and afraid he will never be able to look his captain or his alternate in the eye again.

for anon who requested these as standalones <3

ilya domming & breeding kink version under the cut

Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on

- being cared for in a classic way. It’s something he thought he wouldn’t ever have and now he does and he’s horny for it.

- Shane standing up for himself…

- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating

- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.

- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)

- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)

- Shane being His Boyfriend ™️

- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.

- weed. He can’t smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.

- Shane in a priest outfit. It’s his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if I’m a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if you’re a high ranking priest and I’m trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov —

Prompt: Gorgeous @hollanovmicrofic Prompt: Storm @hollanovbingo ~550 words. (Heavily inspired by: Gorgeous by Taylor Swift)

Shane was spending his evening at a charity function for the MLH foundation. The venue was a luxurious beach hotel in LA called Sunset & Vine.

But Shane was furious—not at the event or the location—but because, from the corner of his eye, he could see Ilya Rozanov talking to the commissioner. The asshole, who hasn't returned any of his messages in months, had a beautiful, slender woman on his arm.

Of course, he was with a freaking model. Of course, he looked stunning in his suit. And of course, they looked perfect together. Fuck. 

Shane could barely pay attention to the conversation some of his colleagues were having around him, none the wiser about the internal storm brewing within Shane in this moment. He should've really thought more about the consequences of his arrangement with Rozanov. They weren't dating. They were just hooking up. That was probably why he didn't even bother telling Shane that he was going to be here tonight. Let alone be here with someone.

Maybe she was the reason why Rozanov hasn't messaged him in months. Shane got a sinking feeling in his stomach and promptly pushed it down. It wasn't like they were anything to each other anyway.

After some time, Shane risked looking in Rozanov's direction, and he found ocean blue eyes staring back at him. Gorgeous. Shane suddenly felt like he might sink and drown and die. He had to force himself to look away.

they went camping with their friends and now it’s time to sleep and ilya is horny and humping shane’s side “please shane, i need to fuck you” and shane’s like “stop that all our friends is right next to us and they’re probably listening to this” ilya whines and says “what they don’t know married people have sex?” and shane’s like “they know, but they don’t have to hear married people having sex” ilya groans “you already forced me a city boy to go camping and now you can’t even let me make love to you” and shane’s like “i told you that you could stay at home” and ilya replies “and spend a weekend without you?” and shane just rolls his eyes he can’t believe his husband is like this and he actually loves him and ilya keeps going “shane, just bite the pillow or other thing. i know you can’t be silent when im inside you” he’s saying against shane’s ear and shane shivers but try to stay firm “ilya, i do a hand job” and ilya’s like “no, shane, inside you” and shane roll his eyes “a blowjob then” and ilya looks like he’s been shot “shane, please, let me fuck you” he groans while putting his face in shane’s hair “please” he whines “please please please please please” and then they hear from the other tent wyatt yelling “shane please let this man fuck you and shut him up, we will put earbuds” and ilya laughs and shane goes redder than the red in centaurs jersey “ilya, why are you lke this?” he snarks and ilya’s like “you love me, now let me fuck you, yes?”

the cottage, as told through polaroids.

extra:

(I'm sure it's nothing)

Moments when Shane's fingers are in Ilya's hair

lazy mornings.