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**[migration is incomolete]for my music go to @cobaltkiss-music, for photography go to @cobaltkiss-pics, for occasional art - @cobaltkiss-art. From now @cobaltkiss is only for posting nudes (kidding)

Absolute Goats:

• Your Funreal - everything the band made is peak. Literally dropped best song ever made - “I wanna be you” - and then faded into obscurity. Legendary and based.
• Genitorturers - no bad songs as far as I’m aware (never listened to the album with american flag). I say this music made a perverted imp I am today, but I just prefer to give credit to good music rather than childhood trauma.

• Album “Draconian Times” - I still have the CD I listened to at, like, 12. Love it. Since 12 I kinda completely forgot about it and rediscovered around 18. Loved it even more, since I knew english by that time. I listened to it so much if my CD were a vinyl, nothing would’ve left of it, but hoops of thin vinyl. Gothic metal at it’s peak. I believe after it went downhill with paradise lost.
• Tortuga (polish doom metal band) - absolute goats, nice people, music slaps absolute balls. Highly recommend.
• Voodoo Church - there’s just the self-titled album to me, aka very best one.

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When someone uses “They are a low IQ individual” in their vocabulary – you too immediately understand that this person is a fucking shitling, right?

Hellboy is defiantly a mood. highly recommend.

literally me that one time when a new librarian I said “you can’t be drinking here” at a library I used to frequent

ma'am, I’ve been here longer than you – I’ve come here nearly everyday to do nothing, but read and re-read about hauntings, ghosts and alien encounters and drink – I’ve helped here out just a bit and it definitely doesn’t make up for times I share too much of my drink of choice with too much visitors, but it’s never loud or disturbing – “tea parties” are basically a custom now.

would you believe it that the place fell-off once I stopped going there daily? once it turned from a nice place, where my kind of people cloud pass the time, to fascist-run cog in the machine of the Big Book

I got myself a ruby, which should empower a cancer.

The very enthusiastic lady over the counter said “Wash it under running water, then talk to it and caress it with your skin, to focus it on your energies”. Too bad that the ruby I got is actually evil and fucked up.

Like, no joke, I did all she recommended and whenever I wear it, I do feel powerful… But I also get “sinister urges” and act like I NEVER WOULD otherwise. Dunno if it is because my ruby is raw and fully natural – maybe they process all of them because they’re all evil and fucked up – or some bad mojo is going on with this particular piece of ruby.

Either way, I recommend every cancer to get some ruby… maybe then we’ll have the power and will to let others know how we feel about their views on us - cancers…

The Gods have sent terrific storms upon Latvia, to disturb my efforts of finishing one more blasphemous song! Fools, your efforts were in vain, for I ruined today’s prospect for that by myself!